Everything posted by Homesickhorn
-
¡Snek!
Well suck me sideways (pun kind of intended). I still, given my experience with the critters, still think that they’re pretty docile. I guess it’s a fuck around and find out type of deal.
-
¡Snek!
Please don’t kill it. And try your best to prevent the white knights who want to. Let it go, or use a fucking spatula to shovel it into a box, and take it somewhere else. You’re looking at arguably the most non aggressive venomous snake in North America. And even if it bit someone, it would have to literally gnaw on said person for almost three to five minutes for there to be any semblance of venom-induced problem. Majority comes from infection.
-
¡Snek!
Babies are the worst due to the fact that they’re not yet familiar with their venom sacks, and their capability. They get scared, bite, and go all in. Whereas an adult knows to strike and haul ass, the baby typically empties its venom due to lack of know-how.
-
Identifying Trump rioters
"Proudest day of my life!” Was it now?
-
Austin Homeless Free for All Ordinance
I would have paid the dude an extra $20 if upon arrival in F'burg, he promised to take a shit on their football field.
-
¡Snek!
Little Homesick and I decided to hit the prairie, and while we came up short on the ground, the trees didn’t let us down.
-
¡Snek!
I’m off today. Thanks for the call. I see how it is, glory hound. I’m gonna go out there tonight and catch a metric fuckton of greens...and not tell you where I caught them (not that you don’t already know).
-
Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
People are laughing, cheering, and clapping.
-
Ever get annoyed by "that guy?"
If they’re dosabled, shouldn’t they have twice the advantage?
-
Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy
This is just fantastic.
-
2021 NCAA Baseball
I fucking hate LSU.
-
I’m only surprised by the lack of sofas
So did I.
-
Indonesian Navy has "lost" a submarine
So did Jared Fogle, and you see where it landed him. *Landed...get it?
-
Indonesian Navy has "lost" a submarine
I didn't serve in the Navy, but I'd like to think/hope that BL's story goes something like this. Y'know, I seen me a mermaid once. I even seen me a shark eat an octopus. But I ain't never seen no phantom Russian submarine.
-
Elephants 1 - Poachers 0
This^^^. “Unfortunately succumbed to his injuries”. That was great.
-
Ever get annoyed by "that guy?"
Dude’s also a retired Marine Sgt Major.
-
Ever get annoyed by "that guy?"
And my liver.
-
Is Deshaun Watson Done in Houston?
Easier play would’ve been to take three big sips out of one of his airplane spitters.
-
Ever get annoyed by "that guy?"
Have we covered the, “Did you watch the YouTube video(s) I sent you” Guy? Always happens when you’re face to face, and if you lie and say yes, he quizzes you, and if you say no he’s already got them teed up and holds his phone in front of your face for a fifteen minute video of his favorite politician d’jour.
-
Austin Homeless Free for All Ordinance
Wait, so all our failures are belong to us?
-
¡Snek!
Think it’s time to check out Katy Prairie again?
-
¡Snek!
Exactly what it is. Caught one and kept it as a pet out in the dude cave about ten years ago. Used to drop about 12 store-bought goldfish into the water portion of his terrarium, and watch him work. He’d start chasing/herding them into a circle race around and around, and then literally turn, do an about face, open his mouth, use the momentum to pick and choose, and swallow the fuckers whole. Cool snake, I’ll see if I can find some pics.
-
Austin Homeless Free for All Ordinance
I’m not scrolling through this whole thread, but was the Ann Margaret question ever answered?
-
Identifying Trump rioters
At least Mama Thied.
-
Internet rabbit hole. Mexico's cartel war.
This^^^. All names aside, I’ve worked with the entity owner (the son, obviously) on quite a few deals in greater Houston. Get him drinking and he’ll definitely take you down the rabbit hole.