Everything posted by Homesickhorn
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Why Texas Stomps a Mudhole In LSU's Ass
Yeah, this guy doesn’t fuck.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Yes. Sea Hawks are what he flies. You’re correct.
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"Party Decks" at Mississippi
Never gonna happen.
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"Party Decks" at Mississippi
Whoa there tiger. Only twice, have I spoken well of our performance on the field; beating aggy, and my “dating” cheerleaders during my tenure there. Whatever gets Ole Miss asses (preferably co-ed asses) into the stadium, I say HELL. FUCK. YES.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Do your fucking research!!! You’ve got one fucking job here man! Oh, and I unfortunately have a buddy that graduated from aggy and flies Pave Hawks for the Navy. Definite 2 %er, but a Navy pilot nonetheless.
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Why Texas Stomps a Mudhole In LSU's Ass
Hey hey hey!!! Knock that shit off. I’ve met plenty of LSU grads, and they’re sharp cookies. I put the majority of Raising Canes in Houston, and I’ll tell you this; Nobody knows how to drop chicken tenders into a box on a four item menu like those mother fuckers. You can call them what you like, but if I’m ever gonna put on a head-mic, and sling fried chicken tenders, I’m gonna want those guys in my foxhole.
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Looks Like We Have Another Fake Hate Crime
That Chapelle bit is fucking hysterical.
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Mom teaches son how to drive and die from road rage
Yeah, not really seeing the correlation.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
That video needs to be the starter post for a ‘Post a pic/vid that just makes you fucking Sad’ thread.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
It ain’t rocket surgery dude.
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Schadenfreude: laughing at the misery of Tennessee Volunteer fans
I’m trying to do the same thing, but my question is, how does one reconstruct a house who’s glass was the movie-grade shit, that basically shatters into about 3000 pieces per sheet?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
And his fence.
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Houston @ Oklahoma 6:30PM ABC
No. I was leaning more towards my superstition and the potential jinxing of the game ahead. Just the baseball player in me I guess. Sorry if I made you feel differently, it was just my opinion.
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Houston @ Oklahoma 6:30PM ABC
I’m a little concerned with the “their defense is a joke/we’re gonna work them in October” speak. Fuck OU, but there’s a game in less than a week against a team that plays well on the road, coach is a psycho, and to be honest, a win in Austin prolongs his career at least another year. Trust me, I want Texas to mud-hole LSU into Bolivia, but overlooking a team is one of UT’s downfalls. Let OU continue to win, but more importantly, Texas needs to continue to win. In a perfect world, Texas and OU show up to face each other with BOTH teams undefeated. That would be badass. But the whole, we’re gonna curb-stomp the sooners talk is what sometimes bites you in the ass if you don’t focus on the week ahead. Or, if you’re like me, just extremely superstitious, and recognize the fact that the October game against OU is a fucking bloodbath. And it’s one that nobody is guaranteed to win.
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Houston @ Oklahoma 6:30PM ABC
Ninja jump into the end zone. Damn UH’s defense is brutal. About three dudes could’ve destroyed Hurts, and all of them stood down.
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SEC sposed to be SEC
I completely agree, but is it the fault of the conference, or the ESPN knob slobbers? I mean, if your friend gets a blow job by a chick who loves giving blowjobs, is it his fault that he let her blow him? Do you blame the suck(er) or the suck(ee)?
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It’s the Power 6 now - The American has earned the right to be included
Ole Piss? Cinch your tie fucktard.
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SEC sposed to be SEC
Conference hate is stupid. My conference shit the bed today, but I couldn’t give fuck one about them because I was too busy watching my team not only shit the bed, but roll around in it against Memphis. Texas needs to keep it up, hit their marks score-wise, and have their defense keep bringing the pain. Fuck conferences, cheer for your team and carry on.
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Ole Miss @ Memphis: 11CT, ABC
Madrid, but I get it.
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Ole Miss @ Memphis: 11CT, ABC
This is all I’m hoping for. Y’all have had a few bad years, now you’re back in it. Thankfully I’m a Longhorn fan, always have been since I could walk. All I’ve got for y’all is.....
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Ole Miss @ Memphis: 11CT, ABC
It’s not rinse and repeat. Freeze was a scumbag, Matt’s actually a good dude. I don’t see him cheating, which is why we suck again.
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Ole Miss @ Memphis: 11CT, ABC
- Ole Miss @ Memphis: 11CT, ABC
I did at least have the pleasure of attending Ole Miss when we were at least decent. Now we’re just ass my dude.- Ole Miss @ Memphis: 11CT, ABC
This^^^. I was just texting with SydneyCarton about my Rebels’ suckitude. I might as well share it with the class. “Remember how you felt from around 2010-2017? Imagine feeling like that always and forever. Welcome to my own little slice of personal hell”.- Ole Miss @ Memphis: 11CT, ABC
Maybe Memphis is a sleeping giant? I’ll be back in a bit. The roof of my mouth itches and I need to scratch it with the business end of my 12 gauge. - Ole Miss @ Memphis: 11CT, ABC
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