Everything posted by Homesickhorn
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SMU vs Houston - Buechele vs the Red Bull redneck
Bull. Fucking. Shit.
- Dan Jenkins RIP
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Dp.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Pretty sure both of them simultaneously shat their pants once the gun was discovered. Not a huge cop advocate, but I kinda feel like all bets are off at that point.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Pretty sure both of them simultaneously shat their pants once the gun was discovered. Not a huge cop advocate, but I’m feel like all bets are off at that point.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
The Tango Ag calling out the other dipshit after his wannabe romantic diatribe might be one of the most fantastic things I’ve read in a long time. I can just see the first poster now, sitting in his running truck, parked in his driveway, posting away while using military terminology he picked up along the way. Wife knocks on his window, “you’ve been in the driveway for 30 minutes, and the kids want to see their daddy” “I’ll be in in a second!!!!”
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Dan Jenkins RIP
Grew up on his books. Actually had to sort of give book reports to my dad once I’d finish one. They mostly consisted of “what about the part when....and then he said...but the whole time he was talking about...” I think my dad considered it my introduction, or a segway into R-rated movies, but more importantly, he found it the easiest way to teach me about life when he wasn’t around to do so. I don’t fault him for that, in fact, today I actually think it was downright fucking genius of my old man. Tonsillitis Johnson Shake Tiller And many more will stay alive for an eternity due to that man. RIP Dan Jenkins *Unfortunately, and I hope it’s not true, but this probably means TCU is gonna destroy Texas.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Why am I the first one to dislike that video? He’s got one like (his own), so I went ahead and evened the playing field. Too bad comments are unavailable.
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2019 Houston Astros Thread
Check it now, you impatient shit.
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2019 Houston Astros Thread
- 2019 Houston Astros Thread
Yay, fire up the train.- 2019 Houston Astros Thread
We’ll find out shortly. Buck’s probably typing 90mph on his Surface to find out so he has something fucking legit to add to his commentary.- 2019 Houston Astros Thread
As soon as I hit ‘post’, America’s team hit another dong shot. They’re about to let the bat boy step to the plate.- 2019 Houston Astros Thread
I’m out of tee shirts. My superstitions, most of which have been passed along to little homesick, will continue. Say what you all will, but the overconfidence of EVERYONE, is why this is going to be an 05 repeat. That said, part of my superstition revolves around saying negative shit hoping for positive results. It’s still a craps shoot.- 2019 World Series: Houston Astros vs. Washington Nationals
Right there with you.^^^^- "They are terrible. We should win convincingly."
Where’d OP go? He needs to see that his skid mark of a thread is still alive and well due to some relatively good rebuttals.- "They are terrible. We should win convincingly."
You are awarded no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.- "They are terrible. We should win convincingly."
This is fun.- "They are terrible. We should win convincingly."
They are terrible, we should win this game convincingly. So now what?- Texas Agricultural & Mechanical University vs. Mississippi 6:30 SEC Network
That is what it is to be an Ole Miss fan. We’re consistently mediocre, and then, every once in awhile, they give me hope. Only to immediately take it away. We’re the world’s greatest team at snatching defeat out of the hands of victory. That game was so fucking winnable. Fuck aggy in their fucking asses. Those fucktards will hopefully lose to State, and the rest of their schedule. Unfortunately, Ole Miss might win their game against New Mexico State aggy in two weeks, if we’re lucky. Other than that patsy, I don’t see another victory this year unless State forfeits the Egg Bowl.- Texas Agricultural & Mechanical University vs. Mississippi 6:30 SEC Network
Aggy just sacked the qb, stripped the ball and ran it 60yds for 6 points. This will be my last update until the game ends. 17-14 aggy. Fucking shit show.- Texas Agricultural & Mechanical University vs. Mississippi 6:30 SEC Network
That was a chickenshit call.- Texas Agricultural & Mechanical University vs. Mississippi 6:30 SEC Network
If you don’t like sorority skanks as far as the eye can see, cold booze, and mediocre football, then you probably wouldn’t dig it.- Texas Agricultural & Mechanical University vs. Mississippi 6:30 SEC Network
I’m watching Ole Miss/aggy, Astros/yankee, and Texas/Kansas at my local watering hole. Mez, what say you?- ¡Snek!
Super bitey. They’re pretty funny though, and can get annoying if you’re fishing with live or cut bait. - 2019 Houston Astros Thread
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