Everything posted by Homesickhorn
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
What the fuck is your malfunction? I hate LSU with a passion, and am rooting for the meteor strike, but I hate LSU less than I hate aggy. Therefore (not knowing your age), me thinks your boyfriend either attends aggy, or teaches there.
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Camping World Bowl
When I was at Ole Miss, we owned the Independence Bowl during that realm. As shitty of a bowl as it was, it sure was fun beating Tech and OU. But that was then, when that bowl was what we were happy with. Texas playing in that bowl would kind of upset me. Sorry, I always have held Texas to a higher standard. But I feel like that bowl is still something that WE (a then 7-3 Ole Miss team) played in, not y’all.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I had to click on this to see whether or not this guy was being serious, and for my sins, it turns out that he was actually joking.
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Camping World Bowl
Ex wife is from Orlando. Fuck that shit-heap. I have a kid with her too, he’s eight, and he’s been to Disney World. I think that he’s offer a Pepsi to Lobo’s kids if they ever crossed paths. Just saying.
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The Egg Bowl: Ole Miss @ Mississippi State 6:30PM ESPN
Msudawg, I went ahead and ordered you one of these. #extramediumhusky
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The Egg Bowl: Ole Miss @ Mississippi State 6:30PM ESPN
It’s kind of cute that IF Texas beats sand aggy, more than likely they’ll end up playing the worthless winner of that worthless game. Sucks doesn’t it?
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The Egg Bowl: Ole Miss @ Mississippi State 6:30PM ESPN
It’s kind of cute that IF Texas beats sand aggy, they’ll end up playing the worthless winner of that worthless game. Sucks doesn’t it?
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The Egg Bowl: Ole Miss @ Mississippi State 6:30PM ESPN
It’s kind of cute that IF Texas beats sand aggy, they’ll end up playing the worthless winner of that worthless game. Sucks doesn’t it?
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The Egg Bowl: Ole Miss @ Mississippi State 6:30PM ESPN
The dog pissing on the ground thing was something that y’all did first a few years back in Oxford. I’m pretty sure it started out as two high school buddies that parted ways, one to attend Ole Miss, and the other to attend State. It’s not a new thing, and has been treated pretty tongue-in-cheek by both camps, but tonight it cost my camp the fucking game.
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The Egg Bowl: Ole Miss @ Mississippi State 6:30PM ESPN
In his defense, and I say that loosely, y’all were the ones that started it a few years back, and he was doing it in response to last year’s‘ occurrence’. The fact that his dumb ass did right in front of the fucking ref, speaks volumes to how stupid he is. That said, the kicker should’ve striped that got-damn kick so we could’ve at least lost via pick six in overtime. This was one game that I liked our chances in this year, and of course, per standard Ole Miss operating procedure, we once again shit the bed. Fuck college football, I should’ve gone to Arizona State.
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The Egg Bowl: Ole Miss @ Mississippi State 6:30PM ESPN
Hey man.....fuck you.
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The Egg Bowl: Ole Miss @ Mississippi State 6:30PM ESPN
Watched the game here in Boerne at my sister’s house with my brother in law (Graduated from Ole Miss same year as I did). We both laughed at the penalty, but I suddenly realized that the MSU coach decided to take the penalty. Our laughter got quiet quickly when I said, “wait, our kicker sucks ass”. The game for both of us ended as soon as I said that. Beat sand aggy tomorrow and chances are Texas faces those gorgeous ‘good luck unis’ in the Texas Bowl. What a fucking season.
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The Egg Bowl: Ole Miss @ Mississippi State 6:30PM ESPN
Watched the game here in Boerne at my sister’s house with my brother in law (Graduated from Ole Miss same year as I did). We both laughed at the penalty, but I suddenly realized that the MSU coach decided to take the penalty. Our laughter got quiet quickly when I said, “wait, our kicker sucks ass”. The game for both of us ended as soon as I said that. Beat sand aggy tomorrow and chances are Texas faces those gorgeous ‘good luck unis’ in the Texas Bowl. What a fucking season.
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The Egg Bowl: Ole Miss @ Mississippi State 6:30PM ESPN
Gents, welcome to my hell.
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UT frat investigated for alleged rape
Fify.
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Lamar Fires Coach after 3 Years
I remember that. Man, talk about one of the greatest worst threads in Shaggy history. Didn’t he continually postpone pics and then finally, once the assholes had had enough of his shenanigans, get a crowd-sourced one way flight to Bolivia?
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A memorial for a boy
Sometimes a thread will come along that pulls out all the stops and helps us realize how human and fragile we really are (or should be), and I believe that this is one of those. Judge, I’m really sorry for your loss, and Brisket, thank you for starting this thread.
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UT frat investigated for alleged rape
My business.
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UT frat investigated for alleged rape
Or an SAE.
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They were all of 4A last year. Since they’ve moved down to 3A, they’ve been killin people
Interesting little factoid, Peter Gardere did all of the stunt qb passing in that shitstain. I was a freshman in college when it came out, I wanted to climb a tower with a Winmag.
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
We are ass my dudes.
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
Good lord.
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Jake Smith
Late to this thread, but I’ve got two questions; Did this young man start in front of your son, nephew, or family friend’s son? Or did he date your daughter, and it ended badly? I G-Rated the second question. And go fuck yourself, just because I like telling people to do that, it’s just kinda fun.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Boop.
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Florida State fires Willie Taggart
Reminds me of Billy’s chat with Dave Justice in the batting cage in Moneyball. Justice: Yeah, well y’all are paying me $7.5million a year, so yeah, I am kind of a big deal. Billy: Nah Dave, we’re not paying you all of that. The Yankees are paying half your salary. Justice: What are you talking about? Billy: Yeah man, that’s how the Yankees feel about YOU. They willing to pay $4 million to play AGAINST you from here on out. Now how does that make you feel?