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Horn_Spanker

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  1. Horn_Spanker replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Lulz
    Did a stand up comic marathon a couple weekends ago, and the one who stood out to me was Jimmy Carr. He got the most laughs from me. The two who got no laughs and had to be fast forwarded were Brian Regan and Dane Cook.
  2. Horn_Spanker replied to BNB's topic in Movies and TV
    Oh, Fuck YES!
  3. Hang out with Chad and share some Robitussin.
  4. How fucking retarded do you have to be to get a job at TXTag? Evidently that's the only requirement. I've been arguing a charge since last July. Every month I have to call back because it pops back up even after they dismiss it. One month I just said fuck it and paid it, it still popped back up. Today I escalated the call to an upper manager who was only half retarded. For all the good this did, I made them swear on the phone that "my balance was $0.00 as of right now". I'm sure next month the charge will reappear.
  5. At least they didn't rape him. Is that thug mentality gone since Art left? Do we have good guys now?
  6. Weiner, weiner weiner I'm as excited as a little girl......
  7. What happened to SMOG? Never hear that term anymore. Hey LA, got any SMOG?
  8. These people apparently suck cock by choice! We have Janet Jackson inducted, but not: Jethro Tull Emerson, Lake & Palmer The Doobie Brothers Warren Zevon Bad Company Pat Benatar Little Feat Ozzy Osbourne Steppenwolf Boston The Guess Who Three Dog Night Blue Oyster Cult ... and a shit ton of others Since I married a couch burner, I'm in Cleveland at least once a year and every-time I'm asked, want to go to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? FUCK NO!
  9. They're made over off of Burleson Rd. Maybe they have an outlet store? Factory seconds?
  10. Thy finally turned my street on this week after trenching it about a year and a half ago. They've really jacked up the prices from when they announced they were coming to Austin. I was excited back then, now, not so much. My biggest concern is giving up my austin.rr.com address that I've used for twenty years.
  11. My dad gave me his used mower when I bought my house 30 years ago. It still starts on the first pull!!!
  12. A lifetime of drag racing, gun shooting, grass mowing and rock concerts, I've discovered I can't hear past 8,000 hertz. So, my entire collection is 320kbps.
  13. He wished he'd been a girlie, just like his dear mama
  14. I think I had that Blue Oyster Cult album in high school?
  15. WTF? As if they can't afford it.
  16. They used galvanized steel water pipes back then with their lead paint.
  17. I learned not to wrap the cucumber in foil
  18. What kind of taxes would I be liable for and how to reduce them as much as possible on the following situation? I own a piece of a property with other relatives. (Grandparents old house) It's needing some major work and I don't want to put any money into it. I told the other cousins that I'd like to sell or they could buy out my %. A cousin is interested in buying me out. So, if no real estate professional is involved and he's willing to wright a check, how to I minimize my taxes?
  19. I just bought a Gigabyte motherboard, so "gigabyte" was still in my brain. Was transferring 500MB files at the time of the 70MB/sec.
  20. If I'm transferring files from a spinning hard drive in a PC with a gigabyte NIC via CAT5e to a gigabyte switch via CAT5e to another gigabyte NIC and finally a spinning hard drive, is 70MB/sec average? A quick online calculator says 70MB/sec equals 560Mbps. So, am I transferring files at 560Mbps over a gigabyte LAN?
  21. But will you hold it in Paypal or the PayPal Cash Plus account, WTF that is? How do they verify my identity?
  22. Just got a Policy Update from Paypal, which I assume everyone got? Looks to me like they don't want you the keep a balance? Can someone who got the update, explain it to me?
  23. Pubes in a snow cone
  24. Just binged Russian Doll, enjoyed it.
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