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Horn_Spanker

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Everything posted by Horn_Spanker

  1. I was right! Told the wife when it happened that if the kid had gotten laid, he wouldn't have done it. Now we lean he was rejected by some female he had an interest in. I know when I was that age, my largest angst was lack of female attention. I propose school districts hire some hookers to take care of these guys. A whole lot cheaper than the ideas above.
  2. Went to Walmart today and there was a DirecTV table beside a Spectrum table, both harassing shoppers. I said to both of them at the same time, I don't know which of you two I hate more?
  3. pining for the fjords
  4. I enjoyed LMOE when he was by himself. Pooping in the pool was funny. Too many people showed up.
  5. Looks pretty bad. Would have worked with Sacha Baron Cohen.
  6. Is this GIF working?
  7. So has everything we've seen so far been before Bernard was found washed up on the beach? I was starting to think there are two Bernards?
  8. Pics still work
  9. Looks like all my videos hosted at imgbb.com have stopped working?
  10. Google fiber finally made it to my house about six months ago, why hasn't Google been harassing me to sign up?
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