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GoPokes83

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  1. GoPokes83 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    All I’m reading is a shit ton of humblebragging that you guys are seeing doctors. Other than the occasional specialist I don’t think I’ve seen an actual doctor in a dozen years! But the PA’s I’ve seen seem to do a pretty decent job.
  2. Maybe one of you can dumb this down for me. If space is infinite, yet it’s also continually expanding where does it expand to? If you can measure that it’s expanding then doesn’t that mean it’s not really infinite?
  3. Recent Zoning. Within the last couple of years.
  4. Those are some calm rats to just lay in those buckets like that.
  5. Probably a few thousand years too late to be the first grandma who’s slinging poon lady.
  6. GoPokes83 replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz
    So in order to combat any future laxative addiction it’s important to introduce laxatives? My experience with beer says this may not be the smartest approach.
  7. You think there’s any useable parts left after that? Maybe some skin, or an eye if the helmet managed to stay together I suppose.
  8. Kid asked me how many HEB stores there were in the US and Google delivered this gem. That’s about right.
  9. GoPokes83 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Thanks!! I’m fortunate enough to not use either, plus I’m not very bright.
  10. That photo needs more American flag lapel pins.
  11. If you take the time to learn enough to invent Facebook, Zuck will just steal it from you.
  12. GoPokes83 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    There’s an entire subset of our society that make too much for Medicare,but not enough for insurance. I had Radiofrequency Ablations done in a few visits over the last 8 weeks (getting old sucks) and my copay has been under 200 bucks total, looking over some insurance stuff this afternoon and I see the doctor’s office has billed insurance around $14,500 for the procedure so far with a few follow up’s scheduled. I guess all those folks just either do without or incur crippling debt if they can find someone willing to do treatments without paying up front.
  13. If you’re 6 and also have the 10 million to invest in all the companies you know are going to be huge is one thing. Trying to talk your dad into investing in Apple, etc. when you’re 9 is something completely different. Trying to break into investing with your allowance and lawn mowing money as a pre teen is just going to make you miserable knowing the opportunities are out there but you’re too young and broke to participate.
  14. After the long opening weekend of summer and driving the beach on the golf cart pretty much non stop for 3 days straight I have to say the number of big, completely out of shape XXL+ size girls in small bikinis who obviously DGAF about how they look is simultaneously disappointing and inspiring. No pics, and you’re welcome.
  15. Went to a beach wedding this evening for the guy that mosquito sprays my yard and his ex con girlfriend. (Some people move to the beach and others just seem to wash up here) Out of the 60 or so men in attendance I’d say 55 of them were wearing cheap short sleeved button up fishing shirts with either Crocs or sandals of some type. It’s the go to uniform for events where you’re expected to wear something fancier than a t shirt. Mine was light grey!
  16. Until she died I’d never heard Tina Turner referred to as the queen of rock and roll, now they say it every time they mention her name. I don’t even know if much of her music could even be called rock and roll.
  17. Instead of going through all that just have the hired guy stomp on it. Rules say you can’t, didn’t specify anything about a designated booter!
  18. Pretty sure that’s Grindr.
  19. It’s got dang amazing how many people don’t understand Memorial Day. My Facebook feed is full of people telling their very much alive friends and relatives thank you for your service, or people talking about remembering their dead grandparents or whatever.
  20. Put the fucking snail in a jar with a lid and get to investing that casharino. We’re not fighting chimps here!
  21. Old school had this covered. I remember Peperage Farms and intermission
  22. Possible trigger warning then. New Trump flags and confederate flags are pretty similar, both promoting the resurrection of the lost cause.
  23. Used to be you’d use a flag to make it easier find your spot on a crowded beach. Now everyone has at least one and too many are identical so it’s defeated that purpose. Still see a few confederate or pirate flags, maybe a beer flag, but the majority are Trump related with a few Texas and American flags mixed in. From what I can tell the Trump flag guys are pretty much the confederate flag guys with an extra 20 bucks to spend.
  24. Got dang America loving heroes, every single one of them flexing their freedom muscles!! Just came back from a beach ride a couple of minutes ago and you’re correct, Trump 2024/FJB flags are absolutely everywhere and a couple people set up to sell them! No CR, but I wonder why I’ve never seen a Biden flag? Surely they make them!
  25. Why’d you answer the phone?
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