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GoPokes83

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  1. A show called Hunting Hitler is on the History Channel. Guy has a team trying to prove Adolph escaped to South America during the war. I’m pretty sure the Rooski’s gave up his jawbone for testing after the Soviet collapse that they’d picked up in 45 from the spot the SS burned his corpse.
  2. I could do without Brad Bellflower.
  3. But the FB memes say they were retired MMA fighters, and another one said retired Marines! So far none have said day drunk assholes.
  4. Probably not, more like his coffin will be 12 years old when his kid gets his DL!
  5. GoPokes83 replied to mdmost's topic in Movies and TV
    Serena’s held up well! Last I knew she was still doing the CBS Sunday Morning show. Most of the original VJ’s have shows on Sirius XM’s 80’s channel. Nina Blackwood’s voice is still annoying as f!
  6. GoPokes83 replied to mdmost's topic in Movies and TV
    Rap and Tejano videos are still a thing, no clue about any other genre.
  7. Man that dude owned comedy for awhile! I wonder how much longer he would have been in vogue had he not died so suddenly? While he really had some great observational humor at the time , the screaming schtick almost certainly had a shelf life. Bobcat Goldthwait comes to mind, and Andrew Dice Clay to a lesser degree.
  8. I feel this comment. We had a surprise kid when I was 52 and we’d both just retired. (Our daughter was 30 at the time and we had 4 grandkids to put it in perspective.) Not a single day goes by that I don’t think that it’s probably less than a 50/50 chance she has both parents when she graduates HS, if either of us. Lots and lots of contingency planning, but hopefully 70 is a doable number for me. I can’t imagine the hubris, vanity, and as you said outright selfishness that would go into someone knowing there’s absolutely no way they are going to be around to raise a kid you had at 79! Plus, while our kid’s been fantastic about it so far, the fact that we average about 35 years older than any other parents of her friends and classmates will eventually have to take a toll on any kid.
  9. Tony Randall pulled the same thing shortly before he took the dirt nap.
  10. Robert De Niro just became a father again at 79. Some woman of child bearing age is letting this old codger climb on her and do stuff! Fame and money….
  11. Huh? There’s a full length movie in the fact that people put hot sauce on stuff?
  12. Tremendous rack. I thought she was some pro golfer or something. She’s been playing just over a year and a half.
  13. GoPokes83 replied to mdmost's topic in Movies and TV
    That sucks, but as long as this still lives…
  14. Lawyer types: Many years ago my neighbor built a storage shed very close to the property line. At the time there were no property setbacks at the beach, but there have recently been some implemented. A giant tree fell on his shed and his insurance company said the building is a complete loss. He’s planning on rebuilding on the original slab. Will the new building be grandfathered as the slab is still encroaching on the property line, or will he need to move it as the replacement will be considered new construction? He and his wife are absentee owners who run the place as an Air B&B and have proven to be complete nightmare a-holes to deal with over even the slightest issue with all of the neighbors. It’s not a tremendous deal, but I’d love to screw with them even a little if possible.
  15. An iPhone snap of an old Polaroid would work!
  16. No way I’m shaking that douche nozzle’s hand. Pretty sure I’m attempting to kick his ass and throw that weapon in the pond while we’re waiting for the coppers.
  17. Little bit of a butterface on that second one. How good a golfer is she?
  18. Or just tell your kid that if he jumps out of the window he’s gonna break something.
  19. Misfire. Carry on.
  20. That crown has been in use for hundreds of years, so is it a snap back? Inbreeding aside, there’s no way Charlie and his mom wear the same size hat!
  21. He’d probably just run down the field and shove Ralphie out of bounds and then spend two hours talking about how great he was at doing it.
  22. Dumbass thread contains dumbass.
  23. Kroger’s
  24. Heck of a shot from a drone!
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