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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Saw an article in a local Chicago newspaper today about a Girl Scout troop from the south side that's still trying to sell enough cookies to keep their troop operational for another year. https://blockclubchicago.org/2026/02/19/englewood-girl-scouts-on-a-mission-to-sell-2100-boxes-of-cookies-to-keep-troop-active I don't know for certain, but I can't imagine that there's any issue shipping them out of state. You can order directly from them at the following link: https://digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop26286c430
  2. Fuck Bruce Pearl in the goatass. I hope he publicly shits his pants every day for the rest of his life.
  3. Can I add that person to my deadpool entry?
  4. Just saw this crash - what the fuck was race control doing here instead of preventing this? Shameful as fuck.
  5. It would be even better if Joe Pera was cast as the villain.
  6. We're planning on doing some remodeling this summer. His suggestion is to hire a professional painter to write "five stars, would poop here again" on the wall in his preferred shittorium.
  7. What kind of weirdo drinks beer through a straw out of a Big Gulp?
  8. I don't follow F1 super closely, so thanks for asking - I didn't realize this either. Don't currently subscribe to Apple, but will have to mull over adding it now...
  9. Nobody with that haircut should be trusted for any reason under any circumstance.
  10. IndyCar has been absolutely fantastic the past few seasons.
  11. We like it.
  12. Villainous as fuck. Those things often get stuck on the bottom of the can and smell like rotting shit forever. When we first moved into our current house, one of our neighbors had the habit of occasionally dropping a poobag into our bin. I had planned to make a sign for the top of the dumpster stating that if I caught you leaving a bag of dog shit in our can, I would endeavor to force you to eat it. Mrs. Doom's more neighborly instincts prevented me from doing so. Instead, we put this sticker on the lid. Seems to have worked.
  13. Than he's clearly much smarter then you.
  14. Would rather eat that hotdog costume.
  15. Old one was way out of date (too expired to renew) and applied for a new one Monday, 1/19 (MLK day), paid for all the expedited shipping and processing and whatever possible, and received it today (2/11, because the new forum software eschews silly things like dates and whatnot).
  16. The Exploremores ("Rocky Road ice cream-inspired") are mediocre as hell. D+, C- at best
  17. I assume that today is the final installment of his companion "Tuesday Farts" podcast?
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