Everything posted by Prepuce of Doom
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Things not going well in Venezuela
Intentionally or not, Farage is making a cigar pun with his last sentence. "Maduro" is a type of cigar featuring a dark, mature type of tobacco leaf.
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2026 Celebrity Death Watch Pool
Maybe there's something to the whole "kinder, gentler Surly" after all - none of you jackals have posted the Lt. Gerard "I Don't Care" gif yet!
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Things Not Going Well in Venezuela, 2.0
I find your proposed timeline to be surprisingly optimistic. I think there's a very slim but non-zero (and growing!) chance that the vast majority of your century might become wholly irrelevant.
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Things Not Going Well in Venezuela, 2.0
This is going to be a really fucked up year.
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Things not going well in Venezuela
But Maduro allegedly conspired to own machine guns, so who really needs to follow protocol???
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2025: The Year of the Lie
Butlerian Jihad.
- 2026 Duke's Mayo Bowl - Wake Forest vs. Mississippi St.
- 2026 Holiday Bowl - SMU vs. Arizona
- 2026 Holiday Bowl - SMU vs. Arizona
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Teeth Whitening
Wite-Out
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Better than "announcing the chicken fuckers" every time a bald guy and his wife enter the room.
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Surly 2025 Bowl Mania Contest
I considered it but chickened out - props to you (for now!)
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Betty Boop, Blondie and Nancy Drew are free agents
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
I only realized yesterday that they weren't both advertising for T-Mobile. Simply assumed that they were doubling down on the folksy disingenuous dipshit approach...
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Shart 2026: Shit Hits The Fan....and your undies
Clean slate.
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2025 Nascar Thread
Yeah, Denny can be a twat, but he's good for the sport. I imagine that he'll probably either get his championship next season or miss the Chase entirely - no in between.
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2025 Random Games thread
Matt Rhule calling multiple timeouts with less than 20 seconds, down 22. Fucking dud.
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2025 Celebrity Death Pool
Dave Blunts somehow survived Still have 6+ hours here...
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
He didn't think of Jesus healing lepers instead?
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Surly 2025 Bowl Mania Contest
I'm going to be very disappointed if most of us (myself included) turn out to have correctly picked Vandy.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Delete
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2026 Celebrity Death Watch Pool
Bam Margera - 46 Joe Rogan - 57 Dan Bilzerian - 45 Dave Blunts - 24 Shaq - 53 Gheorghe Muresan - 54 Justin Bieber - 31 Dave Attell - 61 John Fetterman - 56 Jack Black - 56 Bottom three are new, replacing Romo, Dwight Gooden, and Elon's trans daughter.
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2026 Celebrity Death Watch Pool
What about Barren?
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Eat a dick, Bret Bielema, you fat fucking retard
Me too. And I'm an Illinois fan, which makes it extra entertaining.
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2025 Celebrity Death Pool
We got such a laugh out of this back when it happened that I had it made into a coffee mug for Mrs. Doom. I'll pour a little out for our homie tomorrow morning.