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Prepuce of Doom

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Everything posted by Prepuce of Doom

  1. Intentionally or not, Farage is making a cigar pun with his last sentence. "Maduro" is a type of cigar featuring a dark, mature type of tobacco leaf.
  2. Maybe there's something to the whole "kinder, gentler Surly" after all - none of you jackals have posted the Lt. Gerard "I Don't Care" gif yet!
  3. I find your proposed timeline to be surprisingly optimistic. I think there's a very slim but non-zero (and growing!) chance that the vast majority of your century might become wholly irrelevant.
  4. This is going to be a really fucked up year.
  5. But Maduro allegedly conspired to own machine guns, so who really needs to follow protocol???
  6. Butlerian Jihad.
  7. It looked ugly and weird live. I didn't rewind it though.
  8. Arizona is incompetent.
  9. Better than "announcing the chicken fuckers" every time a bald guy and his wife enter the room.
  10. I considered it but chickened out - props to you (for now!)
  11. Dagwood is really fucking weird looking.
  12. I only realized yesterday that they weren't both advertising for T-Mobile. Simply assumed that they were doubling down on the folksy disingenuous dipshit approach...
  13. Yeah, Denny can be a twat, but he's good for the sport. I imagine that he'll probably either get his championship next season or miss the Chase entirely - no in between.
  14. Matt Rhule calling multiple timeouts with less than 20 seconds, down 22. Fucking dud.
  15. Dave Blunts somehow survived Still have 6+ hours here...
  16. He didn't think of Jesus healing lepers instead?
  17. I'm going to be very disappointed if most of us (myself included) turn out to have correctly picked Vandy.
  18. Bam Margera - 46 Joe Rogan - 57 Dan Bilzerian - 45 Dave Blunts - 24 Shaq - 53 Gheorghe Muresan - 54 Justin Bieber - 31 Dave Attell - 61 John Fetterman - 56 Jack Black - 56 Bottom three are new, replacing Romo, Dwight Gooden, and Elon's trans daughter.
  19. Me too. And I'm an Illinois fan, which makes it extra entertaining.
  20. We got such a laugh out of this back when it happened that I had it made into a coffee mug for Mrs. Doom. I'll pour a little out for our homie tomorrow morning.
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