Everything posted by Etexhorn13
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Green Bay V. Arizona
Wasn’t he employed here for like a day 10 or so years ago during one of Mack’s shakeups, before saying peace out and going back to the NFL? Kinda did us dirty if my memory is correct.
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Green Bay V. Arizona
*When she clappin the booty on top and you bout to nut too early*
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Green Bay V. Arizona
I was told college football plays would never work in the NFL
- Texas BBQ
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Is Deshaun Watson Done in Houston?
Seems to me like he didn’t keep word from getting out, hence the current curfuffle he finds himself in.
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All Things Brisket
- Shit HEB Makes (when its open).
Have these been discussed? Surprisingly good for when you need something quick. We just had a baby so stuff like this has been clutch. Normally like to oven heat stuff like this but the crisp sleeve works pretty well for microwave. Also sold in chorizo, brisket, or potato egg and cheese apparently, but I’ve never had them. 325 cal per 2 flautas which was also surprising to me.- Alec Baldwin Shoots and Kills Cinematographer, Wounds Director
A whole lot of sorry if already posted, but: also, a friend of mine that writes in Hollywood had this to say: update: almost the whole union camera crew had walked because conditions were so unsafe. Heard the fatal shot was the FOURTH time the gun had accidentally misfired. Non-Union prop master was 19 baldwin was a producer. He may be furked.- 2021 Houston Astros Thread
How much sand do you keep stored in your vagina? Stick to RGV football, it’s the only thing you may know more about than other posters on this entire website.- 2021 Houston Astros Thread
If I can tell on myself, I’d say that I grew up a rangers fan full stop. My dad is from Ft Worth , and growing up in NE Texas the ballpark in Arlington was a 2 hour drive vs 4 to Houston, so it made sense. I’m college rooted like hell for the rangers to win the series (twice) but was left with heartache. I moved to Houston after college and my second year here they won the whole thing and I swear that parade and the drunken stupor after changed my whole mindset. It’s been so damn fun living in this city the past several Octobers. Took my newborn in the stroller this afternoon and my whole neighborhood was out and about in Astros gear, handing out beers on the way to their watch parties. I love this city, and I love the Astros. Fuck the haters let’s win us a fucking trophy baby!- 2021 Houston Astros Thread
Fuckin a let’s go stros!- Soup, Stew, Chili, Gumbo (Cold weather eats)
- Magnolia ISD - long-haired freaky people need not attend
Bumfuck East Texas high school 2007: etex, looks like you have some (admittedly weak at the time) facial hair that isn’t a creepy mustache and your hair covers your ears. Time for you to go to the bathroom with this pair of construction paper scissors and a one blade razor! this, and a couple shitty teachers (as well as being able to transfer and end up #2 in my class/auto UT entry) led me to switching high schools midway through but what a load of shit. Fuck all of that. I’ve got my own personal issues with stuff like this, but really, what’s the issue? If a kid smells bad or has terrible hygiene that’s one thing, but this mostly sounds like good ol boys being good ol boys.- Soup, Stew, Chili, Gumbo (Cold weather eats)
Made an oopsie posting this in the wrong thread, but figured it’s getting time to start this one back up. Plus, I put beans in my chili. Last weekend was the first good chili weather weekend in Houston, so I had to make a pot. I decided that other than eating it as frito pie, my second favorite (ok maybe my first favorite) way of eating chili is to plop down a couple of corn tortillas heated in a pan, fry a couple of eggs to where they’re still runny, and top with a hefty portion of chili and cheese. I call it Redneck Benedict… it would maybe be my death row last meal.- Beans w/o chili
Last weekend was the first good chili weather weekend in Houston, so I had to make a pot. I decided that other than eating it as frito pie, my second favorite (ok maybe my first favorite) way of eating chili is to plop down a couple of corn tortillas heated in a pan, fry a couple of eggs to where they’re still runny, and top with a hefty portion of chili and cheese. I call it Redneck Benedict… it would maybe be my death row last meal. god damnit this ain’t the chili thread- TM Top 50 BBQ Joints 2021
I think they’ve been doing whole hog on sundays (I’d check their Instagram for confirmation) as well as half chickens, along with the rest of the menu.- TM Top 50 BBQ Joints 2021
Right but you don’t have to burn down your branch of bodacious before being hired by him- 2021 NBA Offseason Thread: Business as Usual? -- Trades/Free Agency/Retirements/Etc.
Who in Simmons’ circle keeps encouraging all the worst moves?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Simplest way possible. Go spread your cunt breath somewhere else.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
You just made the list, buddy.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
People that use the word “whilst”, either typed or spoken but especially spoken, deserve a throat punch. Don’t be one of these people.- Surly Dad Thread
We got some boppy lounger that apparently has a recall for safety reasons so my wife just bought one of these dock a tots… more expensive than other bed lounger type things but it’s already gotten a lot of use. Plus, you know, it hasn’t been recalled for infants dying in it.- Shit I've Cooked Lately
My dad left a couple double cut pork chops in my freezer when they visited last week, but i didn’t see them til yesterday. To say it was a nice surprise would be an understatement- TexMex
When I lived in spring branch we would go to Chavez Mexican Cafe for our cheap Tex Mex fix. It’s basically right next to Juarez on Gessner.- Fire Sark [OP Banned till Jan 1 2022]
You fuck ugly fat chicks and have retarded football takes. - Shit HEB Makes (when its open).
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