Everything posted by The People’s Elbow
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The definitive How-to-Take-the-Field Video
Fuck this. Fuck this so much.
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Well this is awkward. Interpol President missing in China.
I’m on my phone but it’s out there nearly everywhere. Google it.
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Sunday Night Football - Texas Edition: Dallas Cowboys @ Houston Texans
Texans by sole virtue of Iconoclast being a fan.
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10/7 AP Top 25 Poll... Texas is #9
Don’t make a shit what we’re ranked. Focus on this winning week, and the rest sorts itself out.
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Well this is awkward. Interpol President missing in China.
Being reported now that he’s been detained for unspecified “serious violations of state law.” Awkward indeed.
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What was this sooner trying to do here?
There’s only one correct answer: he was trying to cheat like the classless scumbag he is.
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Postgame Thoughts...
That’s not at all the message he echoed during today’s post-game presser.
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Take the Loss Pussy!
This makes my dick so fucking hard.
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Brett Kavanaugh Confirmation Thread
Iconoclast’s posts are actually disturbing, especially considering his personal history as context. His words aren’t those of a balanced, well-principled individual. He comes across like someone who has no sense of self and fills the void with other people’s ideas. His hole is currently filled with political tribalism, and he comes off personally invested in his tribe being right and vindicated. “A man man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.”
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Brett Kavanaugh Confirmation Thread
Is that you, Rocko?
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Brett Kavanaugh Confirmation Thread
Neat.
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
Herman's so out of his league. Has he ever played on the road before? Fucking idiot.
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
Boyd is usually garbage but this is next-level trash.
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
This timeout makes sense. Tom wants to have a quick book club meeting on the sideline.
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
Kansas State defense is running around confused and out of position, and Mensa calls a fucking time out. Moron.
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
Solid half for the defense. Decent quarter and a half for the offense. I hope Herman gets the offense back on track. That last series was embarrassing.
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
Whose fault was that? Replay looked like Duvernay loafed it.
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Syracuse @ Clemson
Was about to post this. Act like you’ve fucking been there before. Good grief.
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11th Annual Lee Harvey's Happy Hour - 10/5
The actual fuck — you’re real? In that case, I’m a solid maybe.
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SEC Have Aggies Figured Out
“We were able to stop the run, y’all!” - Fans whose team defense allowed 400 yards passing
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Trump's Trade War
Pfft. The Failing Des Moinea Register.
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Hi I’d like to split my 10’s and double down, we beat TCU guaranteed
Pretty sure it was of an IP variety.
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
I like this Joy character in these Verizon commercials.
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
That’s not true. We regressed.
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Who's going to be the first one banned from Surly?
Says the shithead getting racist in the game thread.