Everything posted by The People’s Elbow
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
“Safe play.” wut
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
We are being too cute. Line up and push the front the three fucking feet you need.
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
Reviewing for penalties is fucking stupid.
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
I have no analysis. I only play Madden on my PlayStation.
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
You’re a sad person. No idea what’s going on in your life but you’re clearly fucking miserable, and are on some ill-advised attempt to bring the rest of us down with you. Fuck off.
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
Why? He’s explosive. /s
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
140 yards of offense that quarter, over 100 of which were in the air. TCU has fewer than 10 rushing yards right now. Strong start
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
What’s your hot take observation now?
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
Jesus. Lucas Niang
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
Hold them to three. Don’t break.
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
Get your shit together, Dicker. TCU doesn’t need any help.
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
Solid fucking drive. Not perfect, but strong start.
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
I’m liking what I’m seeing right now: very please with most of this drive.
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
CJ having a day.
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
Sam gonna Sam.
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
Too early to tell but this start is promising.
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
Jesus fucking Christ. It’s a 3-0 game a few minutes into the first quarter.
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
That’s just what they’ll expect so we should probably run it for a loss several more times.
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
Have our options gotten positive yardage at any point this year?
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
Fucking quitter.
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We are going to lose.
Your first sentence is brilliant and I’d subscribe to its newsletter if it had one. Your second sentence is fucking terrible, and I say that even after adjusting for you being a hopeless romantic and easy mark for any type of evangelist. Get a hold of your life.
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
Forecast looks like it cleared up. Am I seeing that right?
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Donald Trump 2018
It’s fucking scary how obvious this is aimed solely at Trump. It feels really desperate.
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Jack Ryan Season 1
What do you mean “this all could happen?”
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Disney confirms Star Wars slowdown
I don’t believe that’s entirely true, especially when considering a longitudinal view of brand value. Moreover, I don’t think the mouse sees story quality and the business as zero sum concepts. They can and have created quality asses AND made their nut.