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The People’s Elbow

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  1. He was supposed to be moderately burly, if not overly lean and fit. I even seem to recall the books even describing him as kinda hairy. The Clark-like actor in this new series is nearly as bad as Dafoe: small, scrawny, and he whines like Slorch.
  2. Yeah. That’s who I’m watching and it doesn’t seem to be Jeff. New culpable, Jeff fanboys. I think this guy’s hyperbole is exhausting.
  3. Now that I’m thinking about it: does Jeff have a buddy who also broadcasts? I’m watching some dude on YouTube. Is Jeff on Periscope?
  4. I did — it was great. This ain’t that. This is someone hamming it up.
  5. I’m not buying this dude’s schtick. He’s so excitable and a touch dramatic, he’d make stubbing his toe sound like a grenade wound.
  6. That very well could be an adult question. That’s the current perception of your profession by many. Congrats.
  7. Fucking her five times doesn’t add up to 15 inches.
  8. Johnny Sack stinks of desperation, which coincidentally also smells of rotten pussy.
  9. No. It’s not. Delete your account.
  10. Better yet, if he’s wrong, IP ban on top of the $100.
  11. Objectively, this may be one of the dumbest things posted in a thread full of Iconoclast Texan posts. Impressive.
  12. Why don’t you and your brother go buttfuck each other in a bed of self righteousness?
  13. So what you’re saying is we have some pieces in places to do something and aren’t yet again? Breaking news OP.
  14. Got USC tickets that are probably going to end up in the trash.
  15. Frustration until December.
  16. Is he fucking crying?
  17. Dude, is he fucking crying?
  18. Scott Derry has a secret year of eligibility left. You’ll see when he starts on next weekend.
  19. This line of think is as tired as “we’re saving our good play calling for OU.” Get the fuck out of here with that weak shit.
  20. OP, why do you think Texas opens favored?
  21. Decent chance my USC tickets sit in my desk drawer and go unused next week. Fuck this garbage.
  22. USC is gonna push our shit in next week and they should. Fuck Tom Herman.
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