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elguapo

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  1. Right because when a QB gets planted in the turf all game because the OL lets free rushers up the middle it has no impact on accuracy
  2. Like I said I 100% hope it happens so maybe people like you will finally shut the fuck up about it. And if you don’t think things can get worse for this program by benching Arch you lack imagination.
  3. I really really hope Caldwell gets put in behind this disaster OL like some people apparently want so badly
  4. Arch immediately pressured like all game, scrambles to his left and throws a dime bomb to Wingo and people on here still bitched about it 😂
  5. Can’t run the ball, can’t pass protect, dipshit OC calls stupid ass slow reverse plays with an OL that can’t hold blocks, anyone thinking putting the backup QB in is going to fix this shitshow is delusional. I hope Arch does transfer and tears it up at his next school.
  6. If every unit of the offense looks like shit then who exactly should bear the most blame for that?
  7. There isn’t a QB in the damn country that would look good if they’re getting immediately pressured up the middle almost every time they drop back to pass
  8. What kind of horse shit is this? Sark gets paid an assload of money and if his offense sucks this bad with all the resources he has available then he 100% deserves to be criticized. If he can’t take it then he can fuck off.
  9. https://www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10/22/us/trump-news
  10. No idea, seems like a very bored farmer doing a bit
  11. There's even a website https://splorn.org/ Support the Splorn Community Splorn farmers are out there right now, bravely raising crops no one will buy. Show your support by: • Nodding knowingly at strangers in grocery store produce aisles • Saying “tough year for Splorn” at least once a day • Sharing conspiracy theories about the Splorn futures market at family gatherings • Posting inspirational Splorn memes with no context
  12. Did you get to the part where he hopes that Antarctica and Mars start buying his splorn? I'm sorry splorn crop, but you're fucked
  13. I guess they'll give anyone a wikipedia page these days.
  14. Saw OSEES at Hotel Vegas on Saturday. The sound was fucked up for a lot of the show and Dwyer kept saying they couldn't hear anything out of the monitors - I think that got fixed at some point but not sure. They were scheduled to play until 10:30 but wrapped it up about 20m early, Dwyer was obviously quite pissed with the venue. Even with all that crap OSEES still brought it and I'll be there when they make their next Austin run.
  15. Keep reaching https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46306375/nfl-green-bay-packers-matthew-golden-jayden-reed
  16. Apparently every offensive Texas player who got drafted while Quinn was QB should be sending him a portion of their weekly game checks. It's truly amazing that such an elite talent that elevated the play of everyone around him somehow dropped to the 7th round.
  17. Yes bro, no fucking shit that many many players train to improve their 40 time. Golden ran a 4.29 which is the 2nd fastest combine time ever (maybe you didn't know this?). You don't run the 2nd fastest combine time ever without having elite natural speed - because as you pointed out all the other WR running the 40 at the combine are also working with trainers. So no, he isn't just a "try hard", holy shit.
  18. Now you are delving into delusion to try and make some point regarding Ewers. You don't run a fucking 4.29 40 by being a "try hard". Get a grip. And no shit regarding Jeremiah Smith, he's a generational WR prospect.
  19. Regarding Golden, he was drafted by a run heavy team with a badass defense that has already established pass targets. It should be surprising to no one that he hasn't really popped yet. Trying to use him as an example of Quinn elevating his WRs is very fucking dumb.
  20. Ok, so what was your point exactly then when it comes to Golden? Just talking out your ass?
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