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elguapo

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  1. Antonio Brown had 16 catches for 167 yards and 0 TDs his rookie season
  2. Not only that, but presumably this is a play that they practiced the shit out of since it was in Sark's script.
  3. This is it for me. It's 3rd and 3 first drive of the game, throw a quick swing pass to Wisner who is probably our best offensive player right now and let him make a play and build some momentum and confidence in a struggling unit. I knew the game was fucked as soon as Sark dialed up that bullshit double reverse pass.
  4. Arch's best option here was probably to pump fake it and see if he could pick up the first with his legs, who knows if that works though since 3/5 of our OL would have probably just continued to stand around doing nothing.
  5. How bout that play call though! Third and 3 on the road with an offense that has been struggling on your own side of the field, let's dial up a low percentage slow developing deep shot trick play???
  6. It's amazing to me that this bumblefuck continues to gameplan and call plays like we don't have an offensive line that is ass.
  7. Bench Arch!
  8. Almost everyone on the offense has sucked, should they all be benched?
  9. Interesting how Sark has coached 2 QBs that every team in the country wanted into players that Texas fans wanted benched.
  10. Arch has absolutely struggled, but so has the entire offense as a unit and individually with the exception of Wisner. That's on Sark.
  11. Very funny that some folks are trying to put the blame on our 9 cfb game starts QB for a play where he is running the play as designed (fake screen TE wheel), instead of our extremely experienced supposed genius play caller head coach who for some reason thought it would be a good idea once again to keep trying for slow developing deep balls all night with an offensive line that sucks ass and hasn't shown all season that it can hold up long enough for those plays to be successful.
  12. Someone should start a new thread for Isbell and Shires relationship talk
  13. elguapo replied to SmokeyBear1861's topic in Cloak Room
    Idiot who still supports the pedo president thinks others live in an echo chamber, ironic
  14. Expecting the offense to have performed better to this point in season 5 under Sark is not unreasonable. The way that Flood and Sark have mismanaged the OL should piss you off.
  15. I don’t want to ever hear again how Sark is an offensive genius elite playcaller, he should be embarrassed by this BS offense. Hire an OC dipshit.
  16. You don't have to type out every idiotic thought that pops into your head, you know
  17. Texas fans get exponentially dumber every season
  18. You're answer is off-topic, the question was "how does it feel to be demonstrably dumber than MTG?" Try again.
  19. And they would still pull the lever for the orange dotard if an election was held tomorrow and he was on the ballot.
  20. The best teams are player led, but sometimes coaches have to pick up that slack until a player or 2 grows into that role. This team has neither.
  21. The OL is rightfully taking a lot of heat, but our TE definitely deserve their share of the blame for their running game blocking "efforts"
  22. JUST OUT: Good news for the SEC Season. TEXAS RUNNING GAME IS UP, WHILE LONGHOWN OFFENSIVE LINE AND ARCH ARE MAKING OUR TEAM A NATIONAL POWER AGAIN. Also, virtually NO SACKS ALLOWED, AS DEFENSE CONTINUES TO DOMINATE WEAK OPPONENTS. THE BEST OF ALL WORLDS FOR TEXAS FOOTBALL FANDOM.
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