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bmbmd

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  1. Yah fuck Jerry Jones. Long time coming-congratulations, coach.
  2. bmbmd replied to Buzzrock's topic in Lulz
    Hotter than a toad frog on the fourth of July. (or a firecracker) Quicker than grain through a goose. Mean as a junk yard dog. Poor as a church mouse. Longer than there's been fishes in the ocean. Higher than any bird ever flew. Longer than there's been stars up in the heavens-sorry, wrong thread.
  3. Saying good-bye's not easy..... https://nesn.com/2020/01/nfl-rumors-jason-garrett-refusing-to-accept-being-fired-by-the-cowboys/ Despite the Dallas Cowboys making it clear they’re moving on from the head coach, Garrett has remained around the team’s facilities, FOX Sports’ Jay Glazer reported Sunday afternoon. It sounds like a very strange situation, one that has lingered on after initial reports of the Cowboys firing multiple coaches. Garret’s contract with the Cowboys expires Jan. 14, thus Dallas technically doesn’t need to “fire” the 53-year-old. Try making sense of this: “Never seen anything like it,” Glazer said. “Because Jason Garrett, they’ve gone to him now multiple times this week to say, ‘OK, you’re out as the head coach.’ And he says, ‘Hold on, don’t do it yet, I still want to be considered for this.’ And every time they do it, say, ‘We’re moving on, we’re starting to interview other people’ … They have to tell Jason Garrett, ‘No, you’re gone, we’re moving on.’ “Never seen anything like it.”Read more at: https://nesn.com/2020/01/nfl-rumors-jason-garrett-refusing-to-accept-being-fired-by-the-cowboys/
  4. Long time coming.
  5. Good read. I wish him well.
  6. “Bailiff, whack his peepee “.
  7. Still have mine.
  8. It's worth noting (imo) that the old Fox series "Key West" is up on YouTube. The quality is poor, but man I loved that show. Fisher Stevens and young Jennifer Tilly.
  9. I'd love to see JG get canned, latch on to the Giants' job, and win a couple of SuperBowls.
  10. Like the Langoliers.
  11. bmbmd replied to Patricio Swayze's topic in Daily Texan
    Bout tree fiddy. You'll have to ask the owners what they want.
  12. Channeling Barry Manilow-Could this be the magic at last?
  13. I am indifferent to Oklahoma State and hope they beat the shit out of aggy.
  14. No. These fokkers were Messerschmidts.
  15. This isn’t over yet.
  16. They played Wake Forest?
  17. The Surl has a long memory.
  18. bmbmd replied to Ldogg53's topic in Lulz
    We gather together to eat a burrito. With cheese, and with salsa-a candle above. No turkey, no dressing, just family obsessing on massa frijoles y queso we love. Amen. And God bless the Rosanna-Danna family.
  19. bmbmd replied to Patricio Swayze's topic in Daily Texan
    That tree was there when I was a kid. We'll see who dies first.
  20. bmbmd replied to Patricio Swayze's topic in Daily Texan
    If we can't get a possum.
  21. bmbmd replied to Patricio Swayze's topic in Daily Texan
    We've got a lot of experience. The last six years have been snake Armageddon.
  22. bmbmd replied to Patricio Swayze's topic in Daily Texan
    No it was sunning on the patio. They were cleaning gutters (effin' hackberry tree) and saw him. Mrs. BMB got the .410 derringer whilst BMB Jr. held him with a rake, then dispatched him.
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