Everything posted by bmbmd
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Defeated ....... by her own wine glass
His divorce was final that day. New gf was coming over to celebrate and spend some quality time. She found him.
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Defeated ....... by her own wine glass
I knew a guy who was killed while opening a wine bottle. He broke the neck off it, cut his radial artery, apparently fainted, and bled out.
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Johnny (football?) Manziel
I find myself rooting for Calgary, for no reason at all.
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Vegas Bowl To Drop MWC
Hundred year decision.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Got some food poisoning the other day-carrots and ranch dressing. Before bed, I drank a glass of merlot. Starting about midnight, I started vomiting up maroon stained carrots. They were a thing of beauty. Only my hatred of all things aggy kept me alive.
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T.O declines invitation to HOF induction ceremony
Lots of people are done with the NFL. Maybe he's one of 'em.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
They are building a fighting force of immense magnitude.
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Swimmer dies after shark rips off his penis
Oh snap.
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The Spookiest thing I have ever read/seen
That red sweater though. Satan wears a red sweater when its cool out, but he's a better whistler.
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Beware of Retirement
You don't want to know.
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Is this woman the future of mainline Protestantism?
I like her. She offers hope and acceptance, and has modeled transformation in her own life.
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TV evangelist wants $54M jet to fly nonstop & avoid demons
Too soon.
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AATIP - The "Pentagon's" UFO research program
If you had had one of those alien probes, you'd be a true believer, too.
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UT vs aggy baseball haikus
You knew it was so. It is so each stinking time. Most of all-fuck aggy.
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Austin Regional Thread
Thought it might be this guy.
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Austin Regional Thread
Sucks to be aggy.
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Austin Regional Thread
Three to the undercarriage. Lulz
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Austin Regional Thread
To the tune of "Texas Fight"?
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Austin Regional Thread
Collar's getting a little tight about now.
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Austin Regional Thread
He was a stud even without the juice. Before and after.
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Austin Regional Thread
Apples and oranges. We're not the same team.
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Austin Regional Thread
Han Solo and I have a really good feeling about this.
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Beware of Retirement
Half of my income comes from a side job that takes less than three hours a day-I can do that til I'm eighty.
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Unbelievable-but-true things
Plain Text Reply Gosh numbers are numbers that represent more than one quantity so that when you perceive the coincidence you say Gosh. Some gosh numbers are trivial. Some are of perhaps Transcendental importance. Some religious people think they are proof of the existence of the Gods/esses. Some gosh numbers are; .5 degrees is the angular diameter of both the sun and the moon as seen from earth. Gosh, how strange that they should be the same but also how useful, because it is partly because of this coincidence that earth has eclipses. Minus 40 degrees is the temperature which is the same in both the Fahrenheit and Celsius scales. Gosh Ten to the 39th is a measure of the weakness of the gravitational force as compared with the electromagnetic. It is also the age of the universe expressed as a dimensionless number. It is also the square root of the number of particles in the observable universe, that is, that part of the universe relative to earth in which Hubbles constant is less than .5. Gosh Most gosh numbers are dimensionless because they are the same in any units you measure. Infinity is also a dimensionless number, since you will get the same value no matter what unit of measurement you use. PS This was taken from the works of Frederik Pohl