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Sandman

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  1. First time I saw those ads with the "Capital One Cafe", I thought it was one of those Energizer ads, where the bunny would show up out of nowhere. Who wants to spend time in the fucking bank? I try to go as little as possible, I don't want to hang out and buy drinks there.
  2. It seems like Alec is trying his best, they have 5 kids. Maybe he needs to tag out and let someone else give it a try. I'm available most weekends.
  3. Back-up QBs are known Poke killers. I'm concerned. Edit: I'm not sure about 3rd stringers....
  4. I've been a Pokes fan for 30+ years. This game is far from over.
  5. While I had a good laugh at this, I must say that it's better than fat chicks on dating apps who's profile pic is 8-10 years old and taken when they were skinny.
  6. It's hard to top Bob Simmons and his back to back wins but this would do it. I hope UM has the guts to go for it.
  7. LOL no offense but this is ridiculous.
  8. I was watching an episode of Nova about Jupiter and there was footage of the Pioneer and Voyager launches. My wife was casually watching and asked "Were those manned missions?". When I just quietly said no, she said "Well, I mean, we didn't land there, right? I mean, were there people on the ships or whatever?". Another quiet "No" from me and that was that. It was hard to keep from laughing out loud but I was strong.
  9. Agreed. I love watching "Sense and Sensibility" and don't care what anyone says. Hell, give me any Brit period piece, I'm down.
  10. I hate taking a shit a work but it hit me pretty hard yesterday and I had to do it. I sat down on the toilet and it was as cool as the other side of the pillow. A Christmas wish come true. Only thing better is when you open the bathroom door and all the lights are out because no one has been in there yet.
  11. She seems like a dumbass. I love-hate reading shit like this.
  12. I agree, if this is a large piece of meat that is intended to serve multiple people, it shouldn't be cooked to the preference of one person. I can't remember the last time I ate something like that, so the thought didn't cross my mind. I'm usually just ordering a steak at a restaurant.
  13. But if you never got to see them naked and never got to suck on them, WTF difference does it make? I could understand if I took your last steak without asking but not if I purchase my own steak and cook it however I like. I'll never understand why anyone cares how another person eats their steak.
  14. I work in state government. My boss starting working for the state the year before I was born. I am 47 years old. She doesn't know exactly what I do, nor how to do my job in the event that I wasn't around. She treats the women in our area with kid gloves and allows them to get away with murder. Meanwhile, my one other male co-worker and I are always treated with a sense of suspicion, like we're trying to get away with something. It's infuriating. That being said, she isn't a raving asshole. Just ignorant and (IMO) a misandrist. She doesn't micromanage and because of her ignorance, we can get things done without too much pushback. She just wants the credit, which I don't care about. I just want the proper results. None of us believe she'll retire, she'll die in her office. But if she did retire, I wouldn't be sad or happy. I don't really care. 13 years till retirement, y'all.
  15. I've never wanted to go leopard hunting until today.
  16. I've been buying the same bodywash on Amazon for a while now but when I tried to order it again, they "Don't know when this will be available again". WTF, I'm used to this one now!
  17. I was gutted to hear this. I just love his music. And while this might be an unpopular opinion, I think his version of "Me and Bobby McGee" is the best that has ever been recorded. He makes you feel like you're right there with him, inside the song. Godspeed, Charley.
  18. Would you kindly steer one of those guys to Stillwater, OK? Because this sounds like crazy talk. Thanks in advance.
  19. I don't give a shit if it's ohio st, michigan or purdue. Don't change the rules at the end of the game, that's some weak shit. And yes, I thought it was dumb to cancel games as early as the B10 did, I thought they should've waited to see how bad it got before making a decision.
  20. If you're willing to change shit up on the fly, do it for more than just a money grab. I hate it when there's a fuck up during a game and it costs a team a victory, only to have the brass say "Yeah, that sucks but we're powerless to reverse that outcome or to fix anything.". Either be about getting things right all the time, or deal with the rules you already made.
  21. Sandman replied to 'stache's topic in Football
    Yeah well, the offense decided it was their turn to handle those duties.
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