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Hanrahan

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  1. Huh. We have one near our house and I’ve always wondered who goes there because I don’t know anyone who does.
  2. Seems like he’s a dipshit with that bullshit.
  3. I wonder if the catch-all “other spices” is specific enough for FDA approval.
  4. He's one of those incels - really think he is. And he's bitter about it and thinks he's too good for all the available women out there. He's also crazy.
  5. Went out in my FIL’s boat. It’s indeed a CS3 cobalt. Great looking boat. Neither of us really knows how to drive it but we managed not to hit anyone.
  6. Yeah, I thought there was a decent chance he was the guy planting bombs in Austin.
  7. I had a similar experience but it turned out to be cancer.
  8. We were duck hunting in whatever shithole in Arkansas gets all the ducks and one guy scored a zero. We’re driving home that evening, tried and buzzed, and we’re giving him some shit. He’s driving on some country road and a fucking beaver waddles out in front of the car and, thunk, thunk. “Told you all I’d get one,” he says as we drive on.
  9. Amateur hour. You never show them your journal before you get them in your basement.
  10. Fuck Arkansas.
  11. I don’t think anyone is “disgusted” with Trump. Some people don’t like him but he’s doing a pretty good job as POTUS, settling the NK question and all.
  12. Ahhhhhhhhbbbbbbbhhhhhhhhb!!!!
  13. If she’s really Indian, she probably has a hairy bush.
  14. You prejudiced against fried sandwiches?
  15. Hope like hell that growth in the little boy is benign. The tumor board docs at MDA are some uber-smart MFers. They’ll get him straight. I’m sitting in infusion therapy at MDA right now. Hope he never has to come this way.
  16. My recollection is they have him on video within a couple dozen yards of where her body was found near the time of death and also found him in possession of her backpack at the time of the arrest. If that’s accurate, absent a crazy twist of events, that’s the guy.
  17. Phlegm, I'm not seeing the pic of the fat black aggy with the maroon goofball hat shoving a hot dog in his mouth.
  18. I did an involuntary two day fast and three days later was up seven pounds. A week later I was back to pre-fast weight. Go figure.
  19. Hanrahan replied to Viper's topic in Lulz
    I got socks with my kids’ pictures on them.
  20. Hanrahan replied to Viper's topic in Lulz
    I’m not fancy like you with a boat and all, but I’ll get an enthusiastic bj and left alone most of tomorrow.
  21. Google. 30 seconds. https://www.google.com/amp/amp.star-telegram.com/news/local/crime/article184460228.html
  22. When I look out a plane window, I’m usually more in awe about how much land is relatively untouched by humans. We tend to cluster in urban areas and leave the majority of nature to nature.
  23. Hanrahan replied to Nuge's topic in Daily Texan
    Had my first yearly scans for stage 3 rectal cancer at MDAnderson. Colonoscopy, ct of abdomen and pelvis and blood work. All negative. Surgery site looks pristine, no masses in the abdomen and blood work normal. One down, four more to go (you’re as close to cured as possible after five years).
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