Everything posted by Hanrahan
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
People who wait in drive-through lines that extend into the street. The first guy to do this has got to be thinking, "fuck everyone behind me, I ain't moving."
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Galveston Beach House
I am looking to get a smallish beach house between Galveston and Surfside. I know nothing about real estate or issues relating to coastal property. Should I just call a realtor in Galveston and go?
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Shooting at Austin protest tonight, 1 dead
Yes, we're all very impressed with how smart and insightful you think you are.
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Shooting at Austin protest tonight, 1 dead
The picture is more than enough to get him acquitted. Dumb to even charge him after seeing that picture.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Side note: on a road trip of any length, my wife brings 3 water drinks. She has one cup holder. My wife has the typical inability to pick a restaurant but runs hot and heavy with the restaurant veto. That power has now been extended to what time we should leave on a common, four-hour road trip. W: what time do you want to leave tomorrow? Let me know and I’ll work out my morning schedule. (This involves yoga and other things). Me: I’m not particular, I’d say 10:30. W: ok and works out scheduling in her head. Later W: I know you said 10:30 but what about x, y and z? Me: do you want to leave at a different time? W: it’s up to you but x, y and z. Me: I’m not picky. W: Ok. 10:30 is fine. Later W: I know you said 10:30 but x, y and z.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Are you a wizard?
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Fat People
I am well aware of the ongoing obesity problem but is this thing really starting to get out of hand? I went to an Astros game last night - first stadium event post-pandemic - and a solid 1/3 of the people in my section were morbidly obese. Like fat rolls all around and spilling over fat. Another 40% were fat and/or overweight. I'd say about 30% were what one would generally consider to be a normal body type. Maybe it was just a bad random sample but I am still shaking my head at the 350-punder who ate a batting helmet full of nachos, used his finger to scrape and eat the leftover cheese and then busted out an insulin pen. Note: I need to drop about 20 and am not some skinny guy gratuitously fat hating.
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Wal Mart to roll-out their own insulin brand
What about type 1 diabetics? Hate on them too.
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Describe the worst thing you’ve seen on the Internet without linking to it
Dead Russian Soldier
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The Shipleys Sell Out
Fucking cunts.
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Mass casualty building collapse in Miami
This wife of yours, she hot?
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2021 Tour de France thread
These guys still doping like mad?
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CWS Game 12: Texas vs. Mississippi State 6:55 CDT First Pitch
You fat fuck.
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CWS Game 12: Texas vs. Mississippi State 6:55 CDT First Pitch
Go fuck yourself aggy cocksucker. I
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CWS Game 12: Texas vs. Mississippi State 6:55 CDT First Pitch
Yeah, go fuck yourself, hoser.
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CWS Game 12: Texas vs. Mississippi State 6:55 CDT First Pitch
Are you shitting me? Get his bitch ass out.
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CWS Game 12: Texas vs. Mississippi State 6:55 CDT First Pitch
Ball again. Cunt.
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CWS Game 12: Texas vs. Mississippi State 6:55 CDT First Pitch
Ball again.
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CWS Game 12: Texas vs. Mississippi State 6:55 CDT First Pitch
Ball again.
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CWS Game 12: Texas vs. Mississippi State 6:55 CDT First Pitch
What is Tanner doing? Quit walking the game away you cunt.
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CWS Game 12: Texas vs. Mississippi State 6:55 CDT First Pitch
Mississippi dugout doesn’t look confident.
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Getting old sucks
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
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Game 10: Horns vs Hoos - Omaha Elimination Edition
Hey, thanks for sharing.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Hey Randolph, ya cunt, we need a 15,000 word manifesto on why everything that dipshit said is wrong.
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Game 10: Horns vs Hoos - Omaha Elimination Edition
Who is pitching?