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You don't know me

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  1. You need to find a reason to stay in Chicago for another week.
  2. I just thought of one that is along the same lines. As I mentioned earlier, people here say "warsh" and "quatter" instead of quarter. It's like they take the "r" out of quarter and use it in wash. A guy at my work is one of the offenders that I have to listen to. A few weeks ago he was saying the word "analyze" but pronounced the first 2 syllables "anal". So, anal-yzed. I got a good laugh out of that one and am giggling a little now recalling it. So, doens't make me surly, just makes me laugh.
  3. Well, they're just morons.
  4. Famous or infamous? Typhoid Mary was more infamous than famous. Giving all of your guests a foodborne illness is not going to make it famous.
  5. I moved to Missouri from Texas a few years ago. I have heard "warsh", seen some hideous BBQ, seen provel "cheese" on pizza, I've even eaten fried ravioli. I have never heard anyone here pronounce game as "gheem".
  6. Dammit, Stanco! I just got done with this and went to post and you had already done so. Oh well, here is mine anyway. He is certainly a man that is accessible.
  7. "Why the long face?"
  8. I was really hoping for the last picture to be of him getting robbed.
  9. Front, back, driver side and passenger side.
  10. He went full regard a very long time ago.
  11. What baby? All I see is a pair of big titties.
  12. I...for one...am happy that i dont know you Hey, at least it's 5 boys and not 5 girls. Holy shit, I'd probably be dead by now.
  13. Hot dogs are waste meat from the processing plant. Corn dogs are made with the hot dogs that don't make the cut. Those things are vile.
  14. I have 5 boys of my own at home. That's a glimpse into my every day.
  15. Wilder is wearing 2 right-handed gloves and still beat his ass.
  16. "honorable mention to Addison Russell for the nacho incident" Oops.
  17. I'm personally a fan of multiple contractions. Couldn't've Wouldn't've The more the merrier. If you're thinking that couldn't've's not a word, you can go fuck yourself.
  18. "Sorry for taking 27 years away from you. Here's a check for the balance in you canteen account." This stuff makes me ragey.
  19. Well, I don't live in Austin anymore, but I know that if I was still living there I wouldn't want a bunch of Sooners invading the city - not even for one weekend - ever.
  20. Wife (no pics) took our 15 yo to the dentist the other day. When they were leaving there was a kid in the waiting room eating from a big bag of Cheetos and drinking a Mountain Dew. Yeah, he was there to see the dentist. Oh, and the kid's mom was sitting right next to him. That's rural Missouri for you.
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