Everything posted by You don't know me
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
You need to find a reason to stay in Chicago for another week.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I just thought of one that is along the same lines. As I mentioned earlier, people here say "warsh" and "quatter" instead of quarter. It's like they take the "r" out of quarter and use it in wash. A guy at my work is one of the offenders that I have to listen to. A few weeks ago he was saying the word "analyze" but pronounced the first 2 syllables "anal". So, anal-yzed. I got a good laugh out of that one and am giggling a little now recalling it. So, doens't make me surly, just makes me laugh.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Well, they're just morons.
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Visiting New Zealand? Their Government Will Need You Phone Password.
very very personal photos
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Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread
Famous or infamous? Typhoid Mary was more infamous than famous. Giving all of your guests a foodborne illness is not going to make it famous.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I moved to Missouri from Texas a few years ago. I have heard "warsh", seen some hideous BBQ, seen provel "cheese" on pizza, I've even eaten fried ravioli. I have never heard anyone here pronounce game as "gheem".
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2018 Texas vs ousux MSPaint thread of dominance
Dammit, Stanco! I just got done with this and went to post and you had already done so. Oh well, here is mine anyway. He is certainly a man that is accessible.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
"Why the long face?"
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I was really hoping for the last picture to be of him getting robbed.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Front, back, driver side and passenger side.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
He went full regard a very long time ago.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
What baby? All I see is a pair of big titties.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I...for one...am happy that i dont know you Hey, at least it's 5 boys and not 5 girls. Holy shit, I'd probably be dead by now.
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Unpopular Opinions Thread
Hot dogs are waste meat from the processing plant. Corn dogs are made with the hot dogs that don't make the cut. Those things are vile.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I have 5 boys of my own at home. That's a glimpse into my every day.
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Hood fights and other hood shenanigans
Wilder is wearing 2 right-handed gloves and still beat his ass.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
"Choo-choo!"
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The OFFICIAL post your gif prediction for the Texas-OU game thread
Wrong forum for porn anyway.
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Guys everyone should like, and if you don't, you're a terrible person
"honorable mention to Addison Russell for the nacho incident" Oops.
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The Death of the Apostrophe
I'm personally a fan of multiple contractions. Couldn't've Wouldn't've The more the merrier. If you're thinking that couldn't've's not a word, you can go fuck yourself.
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Golf Digest Helps Wrongly Convicted Man Regain his Freedom
"Sorry for taking 27 years away from you. Here's a check for the balance in you canteen account." This stuff makes me ragey.
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Texas OU set for 11am
Well, I don't live in Austin anymore, but I know that if I was still living there I wouldn't want a bunch of Sooners invading the city - not even for one weekend - ever.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Wife (no pics) took our 15 yo to the dentist the other day. When they were leaving there was a kid in the waiting room eating from a big bag of Cheetos and drinking a Mountain Dew. Yeah, he was there to see the dentist. Oh, and the kid's mom was sitting right next to him. That's rural Missouri for you.