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The Shit That is Rae Carruth (Released)
Hard to believe it's been that long. He should have never seen the light of day.
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Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit
Wow, you can still buy them. http://www.texasmapstore.com/Austin_Texas_Mapsco_map_2017_2018_p/mpbk009.htm
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Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit
On family trips I would sit in the back and navigate. Count off the miles on the highway and compare to the little red numbers on the map. I bought a big spiral bound US road map right before smart phones became a thing. Still have it tucked away behind my driver's seat. Yeah, I would navigate while my dad drove. He would make me figure out the actual mileage between our origin and destination and then we'd see how close I was when we got there. In Houston in the late 90's I was a delivery driver on the weekends. Best thing I bought for that was a Mapsco.
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I've seen the ants. They have a good time.
Yeah, illustrations of Jimmy's stories would be fantastic.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Remember when this thready was fun? I 'member.
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Former West Virginia RB Arrested Forr... You Guessed It...
I wish it had been couch burning.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Absolutely, that and a face mask.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
I seem to remember Troy Polamalu getting pretty viciously tackled by his hair at least once. I think it's because it's not like it's the uniform, it's part of the body. I guess the reasoning is that if you don't like it, then cut it (or put it up somehow).
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Never bring a chainsaw to a lawnmower fight
- Minnesota - 7 @ tOSU - 3 in the 1st quarter
Big X said “fuck you Minnesota”.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Yes, turd. Was my response to a smart ass text I received from one of my boys.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
That would also make me surly. Edited to add: I am sometimes easily surled.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Went to Panera (actually called St Louis Bread Company here) and got a sandwich for lunch today. The ratio of guts to bread was way off. The bread couldn't contain the guts. It was trivial and I was surly.- Dumbass Shit on Nextdoor
Scrambled with cat eggs they are delicious.- Transgender woman shocked by higher car insurance rates for women
Same here, and in the 10% of the time in which I am not driving I am instinctively slamming my foot on the imaginary brake on the passenger side.- 6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Probably got in for free as a chaperone and brought a Lunchable.- 6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
He's a little guy, so probably 0.25 beers.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Yes, they are all stupid.- Drew Brees is lucky and overrated
The one-legged Mormon.- 6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Whoever records it better turn their phone the right way.- Dumbass Shit on Nextdoor
We haven't reported it to the police, but we have reported it to the police.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I get to work around 7:15 every morning. There's a guy that works in the same complex as I do that gets dropped off by his wife around the same time. Every morning, as she is driving off, he's watching her and walking very slowly. As soon as she turns the corner, he pulls a cigarette out of his pocket, turns around, and walks back around the corner of my building. This happens every single day. I can't imagine driving in to work with my wife like that. My drive to work and home is about the only peace and quiet that I get.- The Best of Hornfans/Shaggy/Surly Photoshops
Probably my only contribution to the APD booking photo thread. From 2012. I was in Kuwait and had a little time on my hands. I wonder where James Ayala is these days.- Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread
Check out the big brain on Bat!- 6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Hamm 2 months ago: "TO98 is the shit! Everybody come over!" Hamm after getting shitcanned: "Meh, their business model isn't sustainable - without me." He's a rube. - Minnesota - 7 @ tOSU - 3 in the 1st quarter
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