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You don't know me

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  1. She's just making things convenient for the single guys when the Army husband is deployed.
  2. Most of us have known that Urban Meyer is a jackass for quite some time.
  3. Yeah, I probably could have mentioned that she was talking about Molina. Could you imagine him playing second? I don't think that there is a slower player in baseball.
  4. Not my wife, but while picking my kid up from football practice I overheard this poor guy's wife begin to say "When I saw Yadi playing second base earlier this year, I knew..." That's all I heard. I looked over and when she stopped talking the husband told her that Yadi has never played second base. Of course he was wrong and a know-it-all etc.
  5. Multiple autodial calls from my kids' school district that are all the same. Yeah, probably my own fault for having 5 kids in school, but holy hell. Every single day during the school year I can expect 5 calls from the school district that are the same message.
  6. "would have"
  7. I'm also assuming that he liked his own post, if that's possible.
  8. I totally get the Pham move. He's 30 and heading into an arbitration year next off season. He was really the only outfielder with any trade value at all besides Bader and O'Neill, and I wouldn't want to get rid of either of them. I think they have like 5 rookies that they brought up into the bullpen, so they had to replenish the minor pitching staffs. So, Pham leaving gets some pitchers that they need in the minors and it gets O'Neill up to STL. Makes sense to me.
  9. Pretty good rant, but needs more profanity.
  10. And Facebook posts don't like themselves you insensitive prick.
  11. I believe the answer to that is "yes".
  12. Gotta contain those ovaries somehow.
  13. Occasionally I will take the wife's vehicle to the gas station on Sunday afternoon and fill it up. Win/win. I get a few minutes of peace and quiet and she appreciates it. Mostly I do it for the peace and quiet.
  14. The first recommended video that showed up after that one was "How to build a retaining wall".
  15. Well, they finally DFA'd Holland.
  16. At least you got your lawn mowed. Wait, is that a euphemism for he fucked your wife?
  17. <I'm not a marketing major> What a shitty placed/sized graphic. Meathead and Hammster are covering the other 98% of it.
  18. That sort of attitude with a paying customer has great client relations written all over it. They're going to do well.
  19. Meemaw's gut and ovaries on the table. Good Lord.
  20. Nope, I didn't have those. That would have tied the room together nicely, though.
  21. We were middle class, not rich.
  22. <raises hand again> I had it.
  23. <raises hand> I had it.
  24. I live outside of STL now and listen to the sports talk shows on radio. It's funny to listen to them talking about "SEC" football, especially given that they don't play what anyone would consider "SEC" football. It's a shitty school with a shitty football program and it was glorious when TH mocked that idiot of a quarterback. The weeks leading up to the bowl game were very entertaining because they kept going on about the high powered offense. That high powered offense was putting up numbers because they were a shitty team playing against even shittier teams.
  25. Or maybe not. I was irritated by her voice as soon as she started speaking. I can't imagine getting past the "hi, nice to meet you" stage.
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