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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Only part of our finances that are strained are the hinges on the vault door.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
aggy still doesn't understand how this shit works. All the precedents point to YES, he will count in our all-important 2019 rankings, the same rankings that only aggy deems more important than winning football games on the field.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
- Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Becoming? It has been this way for a long time. The intensity has gone up recently because it is currently the only way aggy can measure themselves against Texas. They truly believe the 75 million bought them recruiting dominance now and forever over the “durn sips,” and their collective meltdown just reinforces that. They really and truly care more about recruiting perception (versus tu) than their actual on field performance. It is fucking hysterical.- Trainer "Get off the 20xx thread" thread
Don't forget his not so subtle allusion to the "MasculinUT" thing that all aggy is obsessed with. But the biggest give away, as usual, is spelling aggy with a capital A. Then claiming it was "autocorrect."- Texas recruiting notes 2019
Crystal Ball.- Trainer "Get off the 20xx thread" thread
Nice try shithead. Autocorrect doesn't capitalize made up words in the middle of a sentence. Let me test it out: I am so fucking sick of this obvious aggy troll and his unoriginal shtick. Nope...no autocorrect.- Trainer "Get off the 20xx thread" thread
And this is the second time you misspelled aggy. Again, you can't help it.- Trainer "Get off the 20xx thread" thread
You had a chance early on in your troll success, and some voters were even impressed with your early string of troll victories. Then, like clockwork, you let your aggy shine through and fell off the cliff. It’s called the aggy rollercoaster, and it is not just limited to football seasons. It permeates everything you do. You just can’t help yourselves. The amazing thing about aggy is their miraculous consistency in fucking themselves up. Create all the fucking sock accounts you want to after you get banned. You aren’t the first aggy dork to try that, nor will you be the last. You won’t be forgotten though; after all, you gave us hydraulics. For that, we salute you for your service. Now piss off.- Trainer "Get off the 20xx thread" thread
Reading this thread today reminds me a lot of watching one of those criminal fleeing police car chase videos. They always end up the same way.- Texas recruiting notes 2019
Cause we got a big enough issue keeping our players from smokin on the reefer, and don’t want to start adding Colorado hippies to the mix?- 2019 CFP National Championship - Clemson vs. Alabama
Not that any of you might be surprised, but aggy is already taking this loss as proof that they can win the SEC. It's wide open and there for the taking!- 2019 CFP National Championship - Clemson vs. Alabama
So I guess Bama didn't want to be here?- Texas recruiting notes 2019
This is the most depressing thing I have seen all day. That drugged out unfunny ugly motherfucker clearly made a deal with the devil.- Texas recruiting notes 2019
Thanks, Kanye.- 6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
I guess Hamm wants this thread scrubbed from the inter-webs and thinks he can accomplish this with aggy legal threats? So I guess we are past the point of him proudly “living rent free in the sips heads?”- Texas recruiting notes 2019
Wait. So Barton Simmons believes NFL GMs are the “best way to grade raw talent?” That is fascinating. I’d love to see the behind the scenes process in how brilliant football minds like “EJ” Holland and Barton Simmons work in concert with NFL GMs to decide the true value of these high school kids. I mean, surely NFL GMs know exactly who Joe 3-star TE/OG from Tiny School, TX is and exactly what his pro-potential should be. No doubt Rick Smith and John Dorsey have spent hours pouring over their film. And did you see all those NFL GMs wandering around the All-Star games this weekend? This is possibly the dumbest shit I have ever seen, and should be grounds to immediately cancel that service if you are foolish enough to subscribe and demand a full refund.- 2019 Houston Texans Offseason
All three of those "prized" free agents should hit the bricks.- 2019 Sugar Bowl - Texas vs. Georgia
I fondly remember her too. Ideally, with pics.- Texas recruiting notes 2019
Maybe LJH would be wise to wait a year for the NFL to finally revise their draconian policy on cannabis?- Texas has a play called "Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"
PETA has been notified.- Bevo attacks UGA
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
I love how aggy keeps making their circle of superiority smaller, while huddling closer to Big Bully Bama like a loudmouth sidekick. Yesterday the SEC was dominant in every way, and we’d get pummeled by mighty Georgia playing “real football”. Today, the SEC East is actually SOFT, and it is the SEC WEST that is the dominant part of the conference. If only the sips had faced an SEC WEST team, they would have been curb-stomped! Their insecurity is staggering and amazing. The mental gymnastics they go through to try and seem relevant are Olympic level.- Sugar Bowl Post-Mortem
Some indisputable facts that we learned this bowl season: A. Big 12 offenses are far more difficult to play defense against than SEC offenses. B. The SEC does not have a size/speed/talent advantage on a conference level compared to the Big 12. It is a fucking myth and it is fucking stupid. Anyone who thought we'd get bitch slapped out of the stadium last night because we are undermanned against an SEC elite team looks like a dipshit today. I'm talking to you, Kirk Herbstreit. And the rest of your ilk. I really can't wait to see which pundits finally cross over and admit that the SEC is a fucking myth. If Bama wins handily against Clemson, they will fire up the cliched SEC bullshit again. The longer the SEC continues to roll with these 1990-era offenses, the worse it will get for them moving forward.- Tre Watson Appreciation Thread
He was a big part of our offensive success. He got better as the season progressed. He will be missed. - Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
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