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Sejjr

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  1. Sejjr replied to Chad's topic in Football
    Two can hope.
  2. Sejjr replied to Chad's topic in Football
    Zero chance that aggy will be matched up with a team who can pass the ball at even a barely competent level.
  3. Sejjr replied to Chad's topic in Football
    We would murder either of these teams.
  4. Sejjr replied to Chad's topic in Football
    If that Kansas retread TE is "one of the best in the country" then why is he not up for the fucking Mackey award?
  5. Sejjr replied to Chad's topic in Football
    Is it just me, or does one of these announcers sound like Tobias Fünke?
  6. Sejjr replied to Chad's topic in Football
    I have a shitty feeling that the gomers are gonna steal this one.
  7. Sejjr replied to wild_turkey's topic in Football
    You forgot Kyler Murray. Pussies who can't take a loss.
  8. Take another loss, pussy.
  9. Holgo's hair is a beautiful disaster.
  10. The fact that these inbred hillbillies are now regularly using the Horns down makes me smile. Please Baby Jesus...just one asteroid?
  11. UCF

    Sejjr replied to FondrenRoad's topic in Football
    The last team in the country that I’d want Texas to play in a bowl game would be UCF. Fuck that shit. Because the will get left out of the playoff and they will absolutely beat whatever team they face in the bowl game. I only wish aggy were good enough to make them an option.
  12. These fucking twitter dorks can’t fucking spell correctly when they only have 2 fucking sentences to check.
  13. "You should trust us to drop bread crumbs where necessary." For 9.95, it better be brioche.
  14. What the fuck nonsense are these idiots reading where Texas fans are claiming “stars don’t matter?” And why can’t they get their own material? “Filling up on bread” is a Texas saying. They don’t get to use it. They don’t get to say “Ok, cool. Gig ‘Em” either. They should stick to their homegrown creative creations like “BDF” or “WRTS”.
  15. Do these mouth breathers not realize that the SEC is the only conference that tries to create advantageous matchups in their bowl games? And they still lose most of their bowl games not involving Bama.
  16. Now the AP Camp is talking about a “violation of trust” with the Bleacher Report reporter dude. That is fucking rich.
  17. UCF

    Sejjr replied to FondrenRoad's topic in Football
    Boise State beat OU (2007 Fiesta Bowl). Nobody thought they were good enough. Don't play "big boy" football. Utah beat Alabama (2004 Sugar Bowl). Nobody thought they were good enough. Don't play "big boy" football. TCU beat Wisconsin (2011 Rose Bowl). Nobody thought they were good enough. Don't play "big boy" football. aggy beat OU (2013 Cotton Bowl). Nobody thought they were good enough. Don't play "big boy" football. Wait... UCF could do it. Nobody knows. A real playoff would make these discussions pointless.
  18. UCF

    Sejjr replied to FondrenRoad's topic in Football
    Bortles, Breshad Perriman, and Storm Johnson. That was a very good UCF team. I remember my cocky Baylor friend thinking they'd crush UCF that year. Baylor was at peak-Rapey and were the best they'd ever be. I warned him that they were in for a fight. UCF proceeded to kick the shit out of Baylor.
  19. UCF

    Sejjr replied to FondrenRoad's topic in Football
  20. Sejjr replied to UTDD's topic in Football
    Sam is absolutely playing at All-Conference level. But he will never pass Grier or Ewok unforunately. Kris Boyd will get votes I imagine. Omenihu is 1st team for sure.
  21. Actually it seems unless i missed one earlier your first post was saying cowboys suck...and if i recall you said your not a dallas fan so you have to frame to answer the question of op....then you get a sandy vagina over words you dont like Ok, cool. Hook ‘Em.
  22. No, I never fucking said that. I pointed out that “not shedding a tear if Colt gets hurt” was a fucking dumbass thing to say on a Longhorn board. You are creating straw men.
  23. Talk about not understanding context. The "stupid take" is saying a win over the Redskins means more to you than Colt McCoy getting seriously injured. That is the whole fucking point. I didn't really give a fuck who won this game, as I have no real rooting interest, though now I will be hoping for an embarrassing Cowboy's choke job. Those are always fun to watch.
  24. I can read “ I wouldnt shed a tear if colt got hurt“ and that is some pure bullshit, especially when the Cowboys are a fucking train wreck this year. Your coach is a fucking joke, and every smart Cowboys fan knows it. But congrats for being a bigger Cowboys fan than Longhorn fan on a Longhorn fan board. Fuck the Cowboys. Go Colt.
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