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Sejjr

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Everything posted by Sejjr

  1. What in God’s Holy Name are you blathering about?
  2. I was there. Does that make me old?
  3. Now the MNF crew is gonna tow the SEC party line that the Big 12 hates defense? Well, at least they didn't even mention the Greatest Game of All TIme™
  4. Smart move, let a TE block Watt one on one.
  5. Sejjr replied to Chad's topic in Football
    The SEC Network announcer says “remember you just have to touch the ball in that situation, you don't have to have clear possession of it.“ You don't get awarded possession of a fumble just because you touch the ball with one knee down. The question is, did Mond have clear possession of the ball enough to blow the play dead? Had an LSU defender dove in at this moment and recovered the ball, would they have similarly reversed the call and said the play was dead? I don't think so.
  6. Tom should teach all players to drop to one knee and use their magic possession fingers to touch the ball on all onsides kicks.
  7. Sejjr replied to Chad's topic in Football
    Yes, you are.
  8. Holy fuck you are so terrified of aggy it is embarrassing. Dude, they just won a game that had shitty viewership, and that meant basically nothing. Yes, they will try and spin this as heroic proof that Jimbo is a god and he got his signature win, rife with controversial calls, but anyone who watched that game saw two bad teams play 5 hours of boring, shitty football. Meanwhile, Texas is playing for a fucking Conference Championship in Year 2 of the Tom Herman era. Stop fucking freaking out about aggy recruiting.
  9. ESPN is already debating Ohio State or Oklahoma.
  10. Sejjr replied to Chad's topic in Football
    Chin Pubes will spin this as a better game than the 2005 Rose Bowl. Guaranteed.
  11. Sejjr replied to Chad's topic in Football
    I have watched a minimum of 1000 football games in my life, and I have never seen possession given to a player in a scrum who first touched the ball and also had one knee down on the ground.
  12. Sejjr replied to Chad's topic in Football
    I'm pretty sure when a ball is fumbled, you must gain possession of the fumble. Let's say instead, the exact same thing happened, except an LSU defender came flying in and dove at the ball and recovered it. That would be a fumble, recovered by LSU. Yet according to this bullshit, instead, LSU would not recover the fumble, but it would be a dead ball because Mond's knee was touching the grass (maybe) the instant his hand touched the ball. That call makes zero sense to me.
  13. Sejjr replied to Chad's topic in Football
    Seriously though...how the fuck is the ball considered dead when Mond touched it? Makes zero fucking sense. Every single fumbled snap by a QB would be immediately dead and position given to the first man who touched the ball as long as his knee was touching the ground?
  14. Sejjr replied to Chad's topic in Football
    The aggy spin on this cripple fight is gonna be epic. What a couple of garbage teams. aggy, of course, will convince themselves that this is proof they have arrived. Game of the Year my ass.
  15. Sejjr replied to Chad's topic in Football
    Holy fuck aggy hold on every play.
  16. Sejjr replied to Chad's topic in Football
    He hit him in the fucking shoulder. This is beyond blatant.
  17. Sejjr replied to Chad's topic in Football
    If any aggy ever again tries to tell you how rigged the BDF is in our favor, please point to this fucking joke of a game. Their blatant holding makes OU look subtle.
  18. Sejjr replied to Chad's topic in Football
    Call the blatant holds, please.
  19. Sejjr replied to Chad's topic in Football
    Holy fuck the holding on that play...
  20. Sejjr replied to Chad's topic in Football
    aggy quitting now. Like clockwork.
  21. Sejjr replied to Chad's topic in Football
    No way that gets overturned. Right?
  22. Sejjr replied to Chad's topic in Football
    Holy shit they stole the aggy roller coaster graphic!
  23. Sejjr replied to Chad's topic in Football
    These fucking 1986 offenses are an abortion. It is hilarious that aggy believes they would dominate the Big 12. *or 1984 offenses.
  24. Sejjr replied to Chad's topic in Football
    A Derpy Case ending to this game would be so beautiful.
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