Everything posted by Patrick Bateman
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
WTF, I thought Milton could chuck it 80 yards with ease? He just underthrew Mingo by 10 yards.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
LOL....... the OL is a bunch of dudes who probably won't make the roster. the OT's are jags. is it illegal to have more than 2 functioning OT's? lol.... "Schotty" is going to be killed in the national press this week, as he should, for a pre-season game. Jerrah needs to hear a lot more boos and needs to see folks not show up for the pre-season game.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Tolbert..... still a jag. Probably gonna be cut. Screen to a midget, who shouldn't be on a roster, but we have to reward his Dad..... stupid. I've seen enough.... Bring back Rush. LBs.... suck. No pass rush. Only first quarter of the pre-season, but this is as bad a performance as I can remember, even in context. Just a fucking embarrassment.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Marquise Bell..... still a jag. Booth.... still sucks. Defense..... still sucks. But by all means, let's not pay the only stud defender we have. Let's trade him so we overpay more jags in free agency. SMH.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Mazi Smith...... still sucks. Marist made a play behind the LOS. That's good to see. Most of last year he was making tackles 8 years down the field. Tyus Wheat..... still sucks.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
LOL, Milton had guys open and 3 times he threw it to a guy blanketed. On 3rd down the dig underneath was open close to the sticks. He's going to be a major project..... Major. He's 3 years away from mattering. Hope he can get better as he gets more reps.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Unless Treyvon has a miraculous recovery, the secondary will be one of the worst units in the NFL. Without Parsons and monster pass rush, Cowboys could end up being a bottom 5 unit. They are terrible in the secondary because everyone at CB is hurt and the safeties are jags.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Heavy amounts of Scotch were consumed.....
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Art of a heel.....
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Apparently the Cowboys got their asses kicked vs the Rams in a controlled scrimmage today. Only thing which sort of worked was the passing game, but reportedly the Cowboys were getting blown off the LOS both ways.... Always a good look for your team to get dominated in it's first time against live competition for a first year coach. Team still has a IDL problem and OT problem. Also, Jerrah doesn't want anyone to worry about Micah's contract..... but then again isn't confident he's going to play week 1 and acts like he has no say in the matter. Dude just needs to go to that whisky joint in the sky.
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Spurs 2025 Off Season Thread - Popping Off
Some will depend on how the Spurs are doing and if those guys fulfill their potential but paying 3 guys the max with Harper's extension coming will be very difficult. Also, I expect Fox's stats to drop on the Spurs (hope ast % increases), they did last year and with less minutes, he needs to become a more efficient and effective player. He has 4 years to sort of master this. He could start with becoming a better 3 point shooter. He should get great looks. Fills out the roster.....
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Spurs 2025 Off Season Thread - Popping Off
Agreed. This was a promise we made and made good on. The issue is when you want to get into 2nd contracts with Wemby and Castle. We may need to find a buyer for Fox in 3 years, which is fine..... as long as you can find a buyer and get something credible back.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
This is the most likely outcome...... I hope without the injury, but Jerrah and Stephen are sensitive to monetary outcomes. If folks stay home the first few home games, then they'll cave. They'll probably do it before then, but all this silly drama and angst and having a contentious working relationship with your best employees, is pretty stupid. This for all the dopes who think Micah sucks or doesn't play hard or whatever itch is up your ass.... If you think you're going to get better in the trade market, please look at the Cowboys last 10 trades. If you think he hasn't earned a new contract worth being the top non-QB player in the league, you're ignorant and should probably just read more or go educate yourself about the game.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Overshown has done this too...... Players now taking Micah's side and tired of the stupidity. Jerry's greatest ability is to make the Cowboys the laughing stock of the league...... Bravo, Dumbass Jones.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Wouldn't be nearly enough..... Best pick is 24?
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Billy Joel doc on HBO
This was a really good and fascinating look at a dude with a whole mess of demons. It's so funny because he holds himself out as a "regular guy", because of his humble beginnings, and because of the type of music he's generally known for that most think he had an easy ride and all-american story, but that dude has some deep, deep traumatic issues. Out of his inability to communicate except through song, it makes his musical talent singularly brilliant and genius. I know many don't like his catalog, but dude could play the piano and write a song with a great melody.... and really from ear alone. A huge talent, who doesn't have too much longer I fear.
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Ozzy has passed.
RIP to the Dark Prince...... Quite an original and for all of his antics, his love for music and metal music was so pure....
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
My response was more pithy in it's approach, but I would disagree with you. While there's only about 10 teams who are real contenders this year, I would say that within 5-6 years (extension tenure) there could be at least 20 teams which may have years of being real challengers, not necessarily winners but actually have a realistic shot. The Cowboys haven't been a real championship contender in 30 years and won't be until Jerry is dead. But all of that said, he just wants what he's earned within the construct of the NFL and NFLPA's compensation structure. Pay the man his money and let's get on with things. That's all he wants.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
To actually win a championship? But, he does have to play his role..... He was hurt last year but his stats were still as dominating as ever with pressure rate, double team frequency, double team effectiveness, efficiency of pass rush, etc, etc, so..... yea, he's still a top 2, maybe 3 pass rusher in the NFL. He's the best player on the team.... trading the best player on the team means you need to be in a total rebuild. We're not doing this.... yet. Pay the man and stop being the biggest dumbfucks in the NFL.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
I think we may need to start him there with Hoffman next to him and then work Guyton in. This was.a big TC for Guyton. Dude needs every rep he could get. Reportedly, he looked much better this year, but who knows. OT, CB and Safety are probably are weakest positions. DT, RB, and LB next. Cowboys have had a few injuries.... Brevynn Spann Ford has an ankle that should keep him out 2-3 weeks. He was trying to cement the 2nd TE spot. Thank goodness, we have a 27 year old, 2nd round drafted TE to pickup on those depth pieces.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
No Micah..... but Ferg is signed. Okay?
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
And..... Micah basically shuts it down. Rehab only and will be at meetings and such. I actually respect him for it and it highlights how backwards the Jones' are with their roster retention and salary cap management. It's tough to really challenge for a championship when you have bottom 5 management and ownership. They just are so behind everyone else, it's punishing the fanbase.
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Caitlin Clark …. Seriously
In her defense, most posters in this thread are basketball dopes, particularly regarding the women's game. I put myself in that group, while I try to educate myself, I don't follow the sport that intensely. First, it was a unbelievably stupid comment, but apparently it didn't have the biting avarice which most are assuming. It was a really bad joke about some of the Fever girls, of course with Clark, having partied pretty hard the night before and therefore were hung over and not at the meeting. That said, why say anything? Plum is a good, if inefficient, player but she's also known be the antithesis of mensa. A silly player telling a stupid joke which destroys the broader reason and message they were intending. It was another misstep and self inflicted mistake. I don't think there was much (maybe a little) biting nastiness to the comment, just an unbelievably stupid moment by a tone deaf player, who probably needs to rethink her tack or just stick to the script....
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2026 ATH Derrek Cooper
Special Sunday Hook Em'!!! RB train continues to roll....
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Spurs 2025 Off Season Thread - Popping Off
And for those who were vexed with Wesley being traded away, here's your 2nd chance!!! Wizards, a team devoid of good players, didn't even give him a real look. Interesting. Gotta be able to shoot these days.