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Patrick Bateman

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  1. LOL. On the ground. That happens all the time as you know...... Can't spit on another guy. That's as disrespectful as it gets.
  2. It was on his numbers..... needed above his head. And frankly, with Turd's hands.... that's a 50/50 ball anyway. Let's chill if every pass isn't perfect.
  3. And.... he fumbles. That should be enough of the Miles Sanders experiment. I'd banish him.
  4. Brah..... Catch it Turd. You're going to get hit either way. Catch it!!!!
  5. It's Zach Baun, who's a stud but still...... you're calling card is speed, you have to house that. And now we get bad Pickens..... part of the deal with him. He's a knucklehead.
  6. LOL.... As soon as we say something and Sanders breaks one..... BUT he got run down by a LB. Dude..... that can't happen.
  7. No doubt..... Sanders is probably washed. He always wanted to bounce too much. Couldn't do much between the tackles.
  8. Man, Wiliams should have had 15 on that opening snap, not 6-7 yards. Just lacks explosion.....
  9. At least we haven't let AJ Brown get a catch!!!! Why throw it when you can run it for 6.5 YPC. Hey.... a sack. Way to go guys. We don't really have an alpha pass rusher anymore but they all try hard. A bunch of try hards. I'll root for them.
  10. Wow..... with no timeouts, really well played by Dak, CeeDee and the center. Well done there. Aubrey needs to reward them.
  11. Well, when they're playing a cover 2 shell, it's hard to get anything deep...... It's like the other team has some coaches who know how to win too.
  12. Turpin probably just fucked Dallas out of a FG try...... Bleh.
  13. Look dude..... Jerrah told me the trade was done to stop the run. Jerrah wouldn't lie to me, would he?
  14. We traded Micah to stop the run!!!!! Are we stopping the run yet!!!!
  15. Guess Bland doesn't need to tackle with his new contract.
  16. Elam sucks so bad...... How many trash recycle jobs is Dallas going to fail at?
  17. LOL..... Vegas ad because tourism is getting crushed because of the impending recession. Vegas is geting destroyed.
  18. Meh. The drive went off the rails because of CeeDee's drop on first down. A little late on 2nd and 3rd was just a jump ball.
  19. I think that's part of the point..... Would you rather have an elite talent or a good one who does something less valued players can do. Clark's a nice player, he really is..... but with what's up the middle, from IDL to LB to safety, this is a bad defense and the one thing they were elite at? Now, just mediocre.
  20. LOL!!!!! Eberfleus was supposed to scheme a pass rush. He sucks. Overrated as fuck.
  21. Cowboys pass rush is non-existent and they can't get off blocks. Should have spied.
  22. Get fucking Tolbert out of there. He fucking sucks!!!
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