Everything posted by Patrick Bateman
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
LOL. On the ground. That happens all the time as you know...... Can't spit on another guy. That's as disrespectful as it gets.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
It was on his numbers..... needed above his head. And frankly, with Turd's hands.... that's a 50/50 ball anyway. Let's chill if every pass isn't perfect.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
And.... he fumbles. That should be enough of the Miles Sanders experiment. I'd banish him.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
Brah..... Catch it Turd. You're going to get hit either way. Catch it!!!!
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
It's Zach Baun, who's a stud but still...... you're calling card is speed, you have to house that. And now we get bad Pickens..... part of the deal with him. He's a knucklehead.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
LOL.... As soon as we say something and Sanders breaks one..... BUT he got run down by a LB. Dude..... that can't happen.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
No doubt..... Sanders is probably washed. He always wanted to bounce too much. Couldn't do much between the tackles.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
Man, Wiliams should have had 15 on that opening snap, not 6-7 yards. Just lacks explosion.....
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
Holy shit.... Tolbert is slow as fuck.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
At least we haven't let AJ Brown get a catch!!!! Why throw it when you can run it for 6.5 YPC. Hey.... a sack. Way to go guys. We don't really have an alpha pass rusher anymore but they all try hard. A bunch of try hards. I'll root for them.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
Wow..... with no timeouts, really well played by Dak, CeeDee and the center. Well done there. Aubrey needs to reward them.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
Well, when they're playing a cover 2 shell, it's hard to get anything deep...... It's like the other team has some coaches who know how to win too.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Turpin probably just fucked Dallas out of a FG try...... Bleh.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
Look dude..... Jerrah told me the trade was done to stop the run. Jerrah wouldn't lie to me, would he?
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Probably with himself.....
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
We traded Micah to stop the run!!!!! Are we stopping the run yet!!!!
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
Guess Bland doesn't need to tackle with his new contract.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
Elam sucks so bad...... How many trash recycle jobs is Dallas going to fail at?
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
LOL..... Vegas ad because tourism is getting crushed because of the impending recession. Vegas is geting destroyed.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
Meh. The drive went off the rails because of CeeDee's drop on first down. A little late on 2nd and 3rd was just a jump ball.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
I think that's part of the point..... Would you rather have an elite talent or a good one who does something less valued players can do. Clark's a nice player, he really is..... but with what's up the middle, from IDL to LB to safety, this is a bad defense and the one thing they were elite at? Now, just mediocre.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
LOL!!!!! Eberfleus was supposed to scheme a pass rush. He sucks. Overrated as fuck.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
Cowboys pass rush is non-existent and they can't get off blocks. Should have spied.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
Dante Fowler may be washed.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
Get fucking Tolbert out of there. He fucking sucks!!!