Everything posted by Patrick Bateman
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
They're going to go for it. No Parsons. No Dlaw. Diggs cramping. No bland. No Carson. They should feel confident getting 6 yards.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Defense comes up empty again.... Gives up the first down.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
RT got beat like a drum.... JFC. When we get a clean pocket.... it's positive yards every time. But our OL sucks.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
From your keyboard to God's ears....
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Let's hope we can get some blocking rather than penalties from the OL.....
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
We're playing our 3rd, 5th, and 7th CBs..... but we didn't need to sign Gilmore.... Nah. Diggs coming off injury and Bland were going to stay healthy all year.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Sadly...... yes. They're going to get one big play and steal this.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Not sure we'd have enough time to run verticals. Guyton is getting beat like he stole something..... He had a good TC, but he's really hurting out there.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Run, run, pass, punt. Smart, Mike. Fucking dolt.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Dude.... Zeke is washed. Don't run a draw to him. Is Rico hurt?
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Exactly. Give the dude help..... He's struggling like most rookie LT's, but help him out.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
LOL. What a stupid comment.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Guyton and McCarthy have cost us about 6 points tonight..... Aubrey is a stud. Nothing new.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Defense is once again forcing the offense to be almost perfect. Have to get points and our rookies are struggling tonight on the OL.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
He never gets angry about them and chews someone out. Just sighs and gets back to thinking about donuts....
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Huh.... having an extra timeout to save time for Dak's 2 minute drill would have been nice..... But then the defense's lack of discipline is going to give them a new series of downs. This is embarrassing against a shitty offense like this. Zimmer's D is worse than thought.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
How fucking slow is Hooker...... chased down by a TE? WTF?
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
I do not see what this staff sees in Marist.... He doesn't do anything. Just got beat in space there.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Mazi!!!!!!!!
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Booth is killing us..... fucking killing us.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
I agree.... it was a weakass penalty. This ref crew has sucked, both ways.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
JFC McCarthy!!!! WTF!!! Don't challenge this, you fucking moron!!!!
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Nice drive.... although everything was difficult. Dak had to be laser focused. Separation still isn't there....
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
I'm loving Luepke though.... Dude is a chess piece. Can play 3-4 different roles.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
The Deuce Vaughn experiment needs to end. It was cute to waste a draft pick on him but if you're not going to run speciality plays for him, he's a total waste. Tolbert may be the worst blocking WR I've seen in some time. He's fucking horrible.