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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
It's alwasys difficult to know what an imbecile will do, but no one with any football sense would even entertain the Sanders thing. It's ludicrous and would kill the franchise's ability to win for another 4-5 years because of the cap effect. And here's the low key thing. Shedeur isn't exactly a no doubt prospect. He has average pro athleticism and I'm going to guess he doesn't come in at 6'2" either. Regardless, it's a stupid idea but because Jerrah is an imbecile, people will talk about it.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Terrence Steele is so fucking bad, it hurts...... I mean he wasn't even a speed bump.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
How long do you go with Cooper? In this game? And for the season?
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC
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Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC
This has been a horribly called and managed game by Sark today. His game plan is head scratching (not attacking a shitty secondary early) and his 3rd calls have been terrible. It doesn't help Ewers continues to make a stupid play a drive, but this is more in Sark's lap. The defense has given him more than enough. We should be up 3 scores. We're one big play for the hogs to being in nail biter.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Gotta think the first poster was kidding.... Dak's not going anywhere, his cap hit to trade him would like 80m or more. He's here for two more years minimum and most likely 3. In fact, they're going to have to restructure him next year to get some cap savings, which was always the plan with his contract so it's not some secret. If you're plan is to trade Dak next year, you don't understand the economics of the NFL. These people would be better going out and firing up Madden and let the adults talk. This is all beyond his no-trade clause. The best they can do is to fire the entire staff and look for a young, innovative offensive mind and hope they hit on him and his staff. Then draft BPA (depends on where you end up) and then spend in UFA to sure up some non-sexy positions -- LB, Safety, 3 CB, DT, OL, RB, Punter -- whatever they don't take in the first 100 picks. The problem for the Cowboys is they have no depth. This is a function of poor personnel decisions. Will McClay gets credit for some draft picks, but if you look closely, the last 5 years has been..... meh. Eliminate this year because too soon to judge, the last 4 years has produced several stars, but that's not much after. We don't draft contributors much. We're really boom or bust. 2020-- Lamb and Diggs. Biadasz was a good pick but no longer with the team. No one else contributed much. 2021 -- Micah and Osa. No other real contributors on the team. They had 11 picks. 2022 -- Ty Smith, Sam Williams (TBD), Tolbert (meh), Ferg (nice), Bland (hit), Damone Clark (meh) -- Pretty good if Sam Williams can come back and do anything and they can resign Bland. 2023 - Pretty much an all-time shitty draft. Overshown. That's probably it. Maybe Asim Richards is something or good depth but we wasted every other fucking pick. The lack of depth and solid contributors is pretty stunning. Yes, McClay should get credit for drafting stars like Lamb, Parson, and Diggs but it's really boom or bust with him lately. And for the record, 2019 wasn't that great a draft either. If you don't do shit in free agency, then frankly, you have to draft better.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
The LB from ND, Lafau or whatever, sucks.... he never make any plays (he did have a fumble recovery today but that's because he was standing next to the ball) and when he does make a tackle, it's 10 yards downfield. His arms are smaller than mine. Like wha the fuck did they see in him? What was the appeal. Someone just give them all hemlock.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Odds McCarthy is HC the Monday after Thanksgiving?- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
LOL!!!!! HA, HA, HA!!!!! And the dumbest people today are those fans that paid top dollar for this dogshit!!!! This is Jerrah as Nero fiddling as the place burns. Why do you continue to enable him? Morons.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Can we stop playing fucking Brooks all the time..... For fuck's sake.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
It's not up to the networks for the owner to do the smart thing..... It's his decision.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
And..... poor Cooper. CeeDee is open by 4 yards and Rush underthrows him. Incomplete. Time to go to Trey.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
JFC, Zimmer. You can't just rush 4 and give him all day..... Get him the fuck out of here. And there's this.... People forget, we had a whole fucking decade of this shit between Troy's decline and Tony. A whole fucking decade- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Probably give Cooper one more drive and if the can't get it going..... Put in Lance and go with a run oriented attack. See what GB does with Malik Willis.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Overshown blows the simple sack and Philly scores. Easy, kid. Breakdown and get the sack.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
And fuck you too, Fat Mike. At least your dumb ass will be in the booth next year.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
It really looked like he lost it in the sun..... Who's the fucking imbecile who keeps the windows open? Why?
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