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Patrick Bateman

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  1. Absolutely. Desert wolverine was a beast..... Leavitt.... Fuck that guy. He's athletic as fuck but he's not a disciplined passer. In 2 years, that kid will be a problem though. He wasn't the best QB on the field though.
  2. Yep.... it was a fake WR screen and then out to the dead zone area, not only read it but then the ball skills to go up and take it away from the WR is what was special. That's what gets you paid on Sundays.
  3. Despite Sark and company doing everything they could to give this one away...... team bowed up at the end and snuck out a win! Ewers final 2 passes were nails and exactly the type of throws he excels at. Good on him! Fuck Bert Auburn. Let's enjoy this one.
  4. Wisner has low key sucked this game..... Doesn't look healthy.....
  5. I get it, but you gotta get one stop in the 4th and OT...... I guess they got one but the execution issues in the secondary is a damn problem. They wanted it more..... and now it looks like they're going to take it.
  6. Yep...... We could have gotten it even closer or scored a TD and we played for the Auburn FG. Sark just doesn't have a good feel for in game coaching. He's too aggressive sometimes and not aggressive enough other times.
  7. He sucked last year too. he just kicked a bunch of 32 yarders that HS guys can make and made everyone think he was good. He's always been iffy from outside of 40 and responded poorly to pressure. Fuck him and fuck Sark for not improving the position.
  8. I never want to see Auburn kick a FG again...... He's sucked his whole career.
  9. Ewers not giving the RB on the 2nd down RPO cost us probably 5 yards....... and also kept time on the clock. He wanted to be the hero..... He may be the goat. Sark isn't ready for this level of game.
  10. He's not that good...... He's the ole' coach on the field, but physically, he's slow and not good in man coverage. He just showed you this vs a RB.
  11. Muhammad..... He wasn't playing the ball, he wasn't playing the man. You have to ask WTF was he doing! That's a game losing play.
  12. What was Muhammad doing???? WTF was he doing? He was jogging.....
  13. You want to risk it? Need at least 6-7 points here.
  14. Yep...... Sark needs to earn his money. He has to manufacture something here. This has to be a drive where we get some points and frankly a TD. Give the defense some rest.
  15. Defense is wearing down..... Definitely need a stop here soon and then the offense to do something..... drive and get some points.
  16. He's blocking a safety..... it's not unheard of, but it was a blitz and he didn't execute. Sark should have known they were going to take a chance there for the safety and blitz. Again, coaching.
  17. It wasn't...... but he didn't fight very hard to get out of the EZ. It's a mindset. It was probably smart because he probably fumbles....... but definitely not his fault. It was Golden's but I hate the play call. We're coaching scared and Sark is utterly getting his ass handed to him.
  18. Because we've played with our food too much, we've let them hang around and now this is a game...... This is this team in a nutshell. Looks like they want to run Leavitt more....
  19. Sark is getting his ass handed to him right now in coordinating...... His ass handed to him.
  20. Sark and company continue to get outcoached...... The ST coach has got to be fired at this rate. This is 3 times in the last 4 games.
  21. Agreed..... it allows their speed and nimbleness to play up more. Just road grade them..... Sark hasn't really called a very good game either. A few staples but he's being too stubborn right now. Just take (pass) what they're giving you.
  22. Another Quinn miss leads to an empty series and our dumbass punter ensures the net is shitty by putting in the EZ. So many small execution mistakes for Texas. It's frustrating after the defense holds.
  23. It was dictated by the defense shown. With a good pass, it had a chance, but that was way off.
  24. What the fuck is up we these side judges? That's the 3 - 4th spot which is a half or full yard ahead of where it appears on TV. Is it the angle of the TV or are these guys blind?
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