Everything posted by Patrick Bateman
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
CeeDee is hurt.... Just get him out of the game.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
But what's sad is..... he's the only young guy to get excited about. Carson still has a chance, he's a rookie, but there's literally no one else who you see flashes and say.... that guy could be something. Who else on defense do you see as a future starter or big contributor? I see none. That's bad drafting. The dude Lafau or whatever.... where is that guy? Does he play? Does he do anything?
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Case with a camera. Or maybe Garrett Gilbert Grape. Or was that trash QB we had a few years ago that went to the Jets and then Miami...... Mike White? He could rally the troops.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Ha, ha. That would make the DFW area explode..... but, no. maybe if it was Trey Lance or Ben DiNucci.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Random comment considering this is Greg Olsen..... TE from Carolina.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Except Tyler Smith!!!! This is wild. Look at him just stoning his guy and the other 4 look like keystone cops. Or still life, if you prefer.....
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
The ankle injury really has fucked his athleticism. He's a pretty poor scrambler these days after being an above-average one early in his career. I think his lack of mobility is really hurting him with the shitiness of the OL in pass blocking. He's got to be more definitive in taking off. He's holding the ball too long. Wow, this defense has absolutely no pass rush. QBs have all day against the cowboys. Zimmer does himself no favors by rushing just 4.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Fucking Steele..... he sucks so hard.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Probably but he is coaching up a bad big 12 roster in terms of talent. No DE talent, little IDL talent, the secondary is busted..... It's a bad job by the front office and then destroyed by injuries. I don't think Zimmer has done himself many favors but it's hard to make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
First down throws was the important thing I saw. Too many drives we start with 1 down runs for 1 yard.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Hate to say it, but they should cut him..... Let him go ring chasing. The sad thing is, I'm not sure he would get picked up on an active roster, but hey, PS guys get rings too!!!!
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Aubrey.... our best player gets some points. He'll be kicking for the Chiefs in 2 years. 2nd down play killed the drive.... it was there for about 6-7 yards if Martin picks up his block. Bleh.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Man.... Zack Martin is so mid these days. Sad to see after being elite for so many years.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Decent first drive, but Hutchison is already lighting up Steele... Dak has to get the ball out in 2 seconds or Hutchison is right there.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Not sure Bland playing 30 snaps is going to have a major effect on the outcome vs the Lions, but maybe? It's undoubtedly good news, but wonder if it would be better to just keep him out and give him until after the BYE to be 100%. We'll see, but it's good to see him coming back. Maybe the rookie will be back too? Parson after the BYE?
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
This game was wild. Not really well played, but dramatic as shit and was a fucking battle until the end. This is one weird stat. And conversely.... Winning catch by a guy with sprained nuts....
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
They lack talent and are undisciplined. Now they're going to go for injured to hell. The great trifecta.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
As in..... it was bad it happened? yes. Was it the wrong call? It was obvious. Loser football.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
You have to sit Donovan Wilson.... He's a moron.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
A special needs timeout lost. A dropped INT, a ton of penalties, major injuries. How to lose a game you should win.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
He throws a better deep ball than a lot of QBs, college or pro's.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Tolbert just isn't physical enough for that..... If you see the play, Porter bumps Tolbert off his route and then takes his angle.... Can't let him do that. Where is prime Michael Gallup when you need him?
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
That's a horse shit call. Total fucking bullshit. A call the Steelers always fucking get.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Agreed. But now we're subjected to this shit.