Everything posted by Patrick Bateman
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
That int is absolutely on Brooks. That's a perfect ball and he just fell down coming out of his break, which is a huge no-no for a WR. Just terrible.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Meh, he comes back for the ball like he's actually taught, and its a catch and tackle..... he just waited there like a simp. Tolbert is just a guy. He'll make a few plays here and there but he's not the guy we need.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
LOL!!!! This defense sucks!!!! Ran right over Parsons and Overshown...... Right over them.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Dlaw didn't set the edge and Kendricks totally misplayed that pitch..... Just bad defense.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
No fucking pressure..... Zero. It's a problem.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Dak to CeeDee! About the only consistent thing we got.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
The biggest issue is we can't cover. The next biggest issue is we can't get any pass rush. After that, it's we can't tackle..... But beyond that, everything is fantastic! This is fucking embarrassing..... For all the flowers Zimmer got last week. This week he looks old. And the NFL is no country for old men.... It's putrid. Rico is probably a 3. The Deuce Vaughn thing is a fucking joke. The fact they don't design plays for him in a gadget form is foolish and they just treat him like a normal RB..... out there running Inside Zones and such. A guy gets one paw on him and he's going down. Dalvin Cook isn't the answer either. Like Zeke, he's lost his juice.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Mike McDaniel can scheme some offense and he understands what he wants in speed everywhere. What Miami doesn't do well is manage their finances and they went all in with Tua, who isn't terrible, but limited and very injury prone. I'd absolutely take McDaniel in an OC role.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
The next QB who should be an interesting case study is Brock Purdy. But this is what the QB market is like.... who's up next. There are 3 runner ups and a guy with 2 MVP's on that list, but what has Trevor Lawrence done to get 55m? Tua? Where is Kirk Cousins? While his deal is AAV at 45m, it really is a 2 year deal for 100m all guaranteed or 3 years for 157.5m, which is 52.5m. The last year is just a tack on year. Purdy will be interesting. Allen probably wants a new deal in two summers, same with Mahomes. That may be when Houston wants to wrap up CJ. It's always going to be who's next, but because Jerrah waited and waited and waited..... none of the best QBs who are under 33 are coming up for a couple of years, so Dak may hold the record for at least another year.
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Adrian Peterson broke?
Reminder...... these guys aren't the sharpest tools in the tool shed. AD was particularly brazen with his money.... And he's 30 at this point. He should have millions in the bank and realize the gravy train is about to end. Nope. Camels, baby.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Always been the best part of this game..... Running plays down in pursuit, even back to Texas. He played well yesterday, albeit vs a gross offense. Sort of..... Dilfer is a homeless man's version of Dak and could only dream of being as good, but it's going to need to be a team effort. The defense with Zimmer should take a step forward. The running game? Eh. i don't think we have the talent in that room. Cap doesn't really work this way (it's not evenly measured out cash outflows) but yes.... you have elite players, you generally pay them especially if they're young. And Jerrah better not skimp on being proactive with good players like.... Aubrey. Or Ferg, but there will be some folks who you probably would like to keep but they may get a big number somewhere else.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Agent O shot out of fucking cannon!!!! What a play!!!!!
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Again, a fucking penalty kills a drive before it starts. It changes everything you call. It was a stupid fucking penalty from a veteran who should know better.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Looked like a helmet to the knee. That's gonna smart for awhile. Hope it didn't damage anything.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Stupid fucking penalty on the gunner. We had field position and now a long ass field. Goodwin is 34. He knows better.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
I hated that first down play. I know it was dictated by look, but still hate the call. Let's get some groove. Offense has been sitting forever. And 3 and out..... Again, coaching. I hate that first down call.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
A TD with 4-5 minutes would put it away. Makes it 4 scores. Otherwise, a FG makes it 3 TDs, but I hate we couldn't put this away in the 3rd. Defense will make the starters play into the 4th and we just gave them hope.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Wow..... just a terrible possession for the defense. Way to deflate the team. That was some pathetic effort after playing great all day.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Awful job of playing the sticks on 3rd down there. You have to know where the stick are. Just a quick slant for 10 on 3rd and 10 is terrible defense.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Praise the lord!!!!! Finally!!!! I would now like to complain about Rico Dowdle not breaking any long runs..... Let's see if we can get the same reaction!- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Yup.... and skeletor Fassel- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
You know who still sucks? Terrence Steele. Fuck that dude. He needs to be replaced.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Clear DPI not called.... Total BS.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
This fucking team is still so poorly coached sometimes. Another long field because of punt return. We'd do better most of the time just fair catching. Just turn it up and get what you can..... and yes, I know the return was called for the left side, the wide side. - Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
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