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Patrick Bateman

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  1. What a fucking dumbass play call!!!!!! So bad..... on first down. It's a drive killer!!!!
  2. Totally different personnel...... You actually want to go wide vs Carolina. They're very stout up front and they're killing our IOL.
  3. Dallas is going to lose this game because their defense is absolutely gutless. How is that rush defense, Jerrah? LOL. What a diseased toad. Trying to sell folks he has some master plan. This is so pathetic. Carolina was like the 20th offense in terms of yardage. 23rd in points. They're destroying Dallas.
  4. Amazing work by Dak. Checked out of two plays to get to Pickens who is man under...... And pickens does the rest. Dak just playing really well.
  5. Can't get 1 fucking yard..... and fuck Tolbert for being a pussy.
  6. This defense is so fucking bad, it's indefensible. Fuck all this shit, we're getting healthier, they'll start to grasp Eberflus' system. Fuck that. These guys suck, but so does the coaching on that side and therefore, Schotty has to wear it too.
  7. Good game management by Lll Schotty there. This defense, but specifically our LBs, are the worst in football. I was watching Marist on a couple of drives. He's fucking awful. Murray..... soft and no instincts. The rookie is a rookie and not very physical. How hard is it to get a fucking Mike LB.
  8. Great performance. He's ain't big. He definitely ain't fast. But he's tough.... and slippery, and..... tough. Led the charge to up the physicality from the RB position. Great work, young man.
  9. JFC, we have so many titty babies in this fanbase. STFU. Drink your whiskey, scratch your tiny balls, and go back to boring the fuck out of your wife. Such bitchassedness.
  10. Definitely looked like it today. I think if you can get him off his mark and funnel him left, he turns into a really mediocre guy, like most righties, but somewhere he convinced himself he was a good athlete.
  11. In'fucking'deed. He's been everywhere today. Defense playing with their hair on fire!!!!
  12. A good PR comes up and just fields the ball off the bounce and gets down...... He is nowhere near a good PR. In fact, he's quite poor.
  13. Fucking Niblitt!!!! JFC!!!! You just gave up 20 yards in field position!!!! No instincts.
  14. What a terrible coaching job by Venables and what the fuck is Mateer doing?!? Terrible..... just terrible and cost them 3 points.
  15. PK needs to come with heat..... the QB is compromised. Make him take hits and make plays beyond his first read.
  16. I mean.... not one Arch run or option. Nothing which was against the flow or counter. Instead.... a quick slant of a PA - something a slow processing QB will struggle with and then options routes in the EZ. Sark still hasn't figured out his fucking QB.
  17. WTF is that 2nd down play!!!! Fuck Sark!!! WTF!!!!
  18. Man..... Herbie's dye job and plastic surgery is so bad..... He looks like an ugly mannequin.
  19. Even the WRs are lousy blockers..... It's unbelievable how bad the blocking is at every level.
  20. Fuck yea, D!!!!! LFG!!!!
  21. This team literally can't run the ball beyond the QB...... With this recruiting budget, its very easy to understand who should be fired. This OL is built to his specifications..... Big Bodies. Should have asked for Big Athletes.
  22. It's hard on a kid starting his first year when your OL and your RB room suck...... And they do suck.
  23. He's been so good. We've criticized the personnel department, deservedly, with a lot of the defensive acquisitions via draft or UFA on this team, but it seems one guy they hit big on was Houston. Fully recovered from his injury, he's playing fantastic ball. My only question is why not unleash him more? Some other fun tidbits.... Doubt we get many truly satisfying wins this year like this one. This last stats is nuts....
  24. Validation!!!! You win some, you lose some, but I do think today is indicative in that Flournoy is the 3rd more talented WR on the roster and could end up being a 2/3 in time..... For now, if he can just help hold the fort down until CeeDee team, then take Tolbert's role once Lamb comes back. Another fantastic day by the offense and finally the defense contributed. Solid road win.
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