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Jebus

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  1. Fuck yeah Whittington, there’s my fucking dude
  2. Looking forward to the turtle, punt, and white knuckle finish with the soft in the middle Defense
  3. Please, D. Please.
  4. Everyone should have been prepared for the defense having problems, but the offense sucking this bad is not ideal. Terribad drops and overthrows, brain farts aplenty.
  5. So are PK and Patterson trading weeks in charge of the defense or what
  6. From your lips to Yordan’s ears
  7. GREAT fucking AB by Diaz! Let’s fucking go!
  8. Really looking forward to seeing the ump scorecard for this one. Feels like Castillo is getting a lot of borderline calls that framber didn’t get, especially on the outside. Only questionable strike call I remember for the Astros so far was last inning.
  9. This fucking guy. I love this guy
  10. I mean he missed it by one strike
  11. Well at least he threw a first pitch strike
  12. Framber needs a minute to chill, gotta get out of this inning here
  13. Come on, framber
  14. That’s a pretty long winded way to say “we are going to win”
  15. I wish the clip was longer, but I could still watch this for hours
  16. What in the absolute fuck
  17. Loved the scream at the defender after he threw him to the ground
  18. Just gonna keep saying it every week- Whittington has been fucking incredible this season.
  19. That guy with his “nothing I post here should be construed as medical advice” signature kills me
  20. Did anybody at that bassfishing national championship check the Aggie fish for lead weights?
  21. Looking forward to when Jimbo is finally gone 10 years from now and everyone on Texags is recounting how everyone knew it was a big mistake to hire him but by god the current guy is the real deal
  22. Motherfucker looks like he uses shoe polish in his beard and blush on his cheeks
  23. Love the lines about how Chavis was such a disaster like they all knew it at the time. Am I misremembering or didn’t he enjoy a mythical (and bewildering) inflated tough guy reputation among their fans a lot like Jimbo has? I feel like I remember jokes about a snuff boy and chavis’ son becoming a minor celeb on texags for talking a lot of shit about Texas. I feel like there were some strong “sitting SEC championship DC” and “real manly man unlike the fake Hollywood sip coaches” type vibes.
  24. What are you talking about? These are all true
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