Everything posted by Jebus
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
pork? chicken fried bacon is chicken, dude. It's right there in the name.
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Ewers in the portal
Maybe he’s got hemorrhoids and is need of banding
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Point and laugh at Shaka Smart
At this rate it may not be a bad idea for OP to make a “point and laugh at Steve Sarkisian” thread
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Game Week- Iowa State
They're gonna give us the old Rashaan Salaami
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Aaron Rodgers Disgruntled with Packers and Does Not Want to Return
Exactly, and this "100% or else what science and medicine say is bullshit" type of argument is at the core of a lot of the bad faith arguments that we are seeing now: "Oh, someone who was vaccinated got COVID, the vaccine doesn't provide 100% protection from infection, checkmate, vax lovers" - look at the breakdowns of vaccinated/unvaccinated in pretty much any metric: new infections, sympomatic infections, hospitalizations, ICU populations, deaths. They all point to an incredibly obvious conclusion, unless you're intentionally trying to miss it. "Oh but getting COVID doesn't mean I have a 100% chance of dying or even getting seriously ill, I don't need a vaccine" - great, just turn yourself into a COVID distribution vehicle and an incubator for new variants. "A mask doesn't block 100% of transmission, so why bother" (or the even better "masks do more harm than good", what a load of bullshit) These arguments are just not logically sound, and when they're put forth by people who should (and do) know better, they are actively harmful.
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Aaron Rodgers Disgruntled with Packers and Does Not Want to Return
I love how the Horse paste crowd is all "Hey, a Nobel prize was awarded for the study of Ivermectin, clearly it's good for treating COVID". You know what else was awarded a Nobel Prize? Radium, and it killed the person who studied it and a bunch of others who worked with it. Maybe all the Ivermectin lovers should be trying to find old watch dials to lick.
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Texas vs TLU- tonight, 7:30 on LHN
Nope, jokes on you buddy- Mark Adams was the real reason Tech outdrew us those years.
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[Game Thread] Texas at Baylor 11am on ABC
do you want an excuse to get a new TV when you smash your current one?
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[BAN HAMMER THREAD] Washington St fires HC and assistants - Football only
What the actual fuck
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10.4.21 Coach Sark PC @ 11am and OU still sucks
It’s the only its the only its the only song they know
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klanaggy pirate @ soldier texums :: 6pm SECN
I think the guy who said “sounds like they put the decimal point in the wrong place” is the winner of the tallest midget award on that thread
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[Surly Official] Texas @ TCU Game Thread - 11am on ABC
Bijan, what a beast
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[Surly Official] Texas @ TCU Game Thread - 11am on ABC
Another time where the best way to stop a bijan run is an o-lineman just chilling standing straight up in the way blocking nobody
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[Surly Official] Texas @ TCU Game Thread - 11am on ABC
How the fuck was that not holding? Jesus
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[Surly Official] Texas @ TCU Game Thread - 11am on ABC
Yeah but that play calling sure was
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[Surly Official] Texas @ TCU Game Thread - 11am on ABC
These refs are consistently inconsistent with when they blow the play dead
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[Surly Official] Texas @ TCU Game Thread - 11am on ABC
Turns out there’s more than one way to turtle
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[Surly Official] Texas @ TCU Game Thread - 11am on ABC
I was for sure expecting a flag after that incompletion, still waiting for them to blow the whistle to take a look at something.
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[Surly Official] Texas @ TCU Game Thread - 11am on ABC
What the fuck kind of keystone kops ass shit was that, Brock
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[Surly Official] Texas @ TCU Game Thread - 11am on ABC
God damn what the fuck was that on the 2pt
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[Surly Official] Texas @ TCU Game Thread - 11am on ABC
Hahaha, goddamn great tackling, guys
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[Surly Official] Texas @ TCU Game Thread - 11am on ABC
Boy, I sure am glad the new coaching staff has eliminated mental mistakes
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Steve Sarkisian rolled over
All gas? no, brakes!
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Tell Me About Baylor
So is this unnamed assistant director of football operations Casey Horny? From what I found with a quick search, that was his job title there. Yet another turd Herman laid in the Texas football punchbowl.
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Realignment talk not going away
There’s so much stupid in there, but one obvious flaw in that plan is that 3 nonconference games + Texas = 4, but I guess maybe that guy didn’t participles in math class in grade school.