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AM Wood

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Everything posted by AM Wood

  1. Let’s not start sucking each other’s dicks yet, fellas.
  2. so somewhere between her and ursula?
  3. AM Wood replied to honolulu horn's topic in Lulz
    Guy checking into hotel room: guy “is the porn in my room disabled?” clerk “no, it’s regular porn you sick bastard.”
  4. morbidly obese monthly
  5. i don't know... i laughed a little bit.
  6. and now you would lose your job and have a court case on your hands for sexual assault. ah, the good old days.
  7. That is a HUGE bitch!
  8. it was an evolution thing. not long after the study of beak sizes on finches they looked at this and determined that simply because they have tits, women are incapable of understanding that furnaces and air conditioners only work as on/off.
  9. remind me never to smoke a joint with you.
  10. at the very least that leading arm broke in about 3 places.
  11. what is that an F250? he's going to blow out his tranny.
  12. a lot of people in the industry knew. how the hell does a really good defensive coordinator not get offered any kind of job once he leaves penn state? he had to be the talk of the town at coaches parties.
  13. roses are red violets are blue i like spaghetti let's go fuck
  14. that silk top is very becoming on you. but then again, if i was draped all over your chest like that i'd be coming too.
  15. AM Wood replied to honolulu horn's topic in Lulz
    A farmer carrying a sheep walks into the kitchen where his wife is cooking. farmer “this is the pig I’m fucking” mrs farmer turns around and says “that’s a sheep you idiot” farmer “I was talking to the sheep”
  16. I don’t care.
  17. You mean the one that was 2 lanes over? Wateva
  18. when that tire hits the car it's almost at the white solid line on the passengers side.
  19. Like if they have a 3’ x 3’ piece of fabric and they need a 6” Circle for some stupid redit project they will cut it right out of the middle.
  20. Reading this gave me diahrrea.
  21. not all of us were so lucky to marry a lesbian.
  22. maybe the video is deceiving, but that tire looks easily avoidable... unless you are reading facebook while it's going down.
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