Everything posted by AM Wood
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Lacy lingerie for men is now a thing
you have to bring a strong lingerie game if you're gonna suck a dick proper.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
we have things like furnaces, space heaters and electric blankets to provide warmth.
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Olds And The Stupid Shit They Do On the Internet
Thank you for that intoxicating run down of your family’s computer proclivities . It answered a lot of lingering questions for me and I’m sure many others.
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how come in movies
someone was hitting the bottle pretty hard last night.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Those switches are for when disaster happens when I'm not home. i'm just saying, turning off the electricity doesn't necessarily stop water from flowing.
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celebrities being dicks
He’ll put you in a sleeper hold.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
If this ever happens you and your wife should go to the living room and paint each other’s nails while a man goes over and turns the water shut off valve under the sink 90 degrees.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
this sounds super convenient for the never amount of times most people will need that convenience.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
.... or, if you don't live in a trailer you can always open the box and unwire that switch.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
for what porpoise?
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
do you have any idea why? maybe it was some sort of stupid ass code requirement.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
was there a viable explanation?
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
this still baffles me. i can see the water having a shut off under the sink, but wtf?
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Newest WSHH celebrities - Daddy Longneck and GucciBerry
he has a combination of marfan syndrome and white trash disease.
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how come in movies
because you touch yourself at night.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
girls and teenagers.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
periodically.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
i'll send out the tps report.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
this is the old fashioned facebook. "hey look at how great my life is, everybody!"
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
what could possibly go wrong?
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Just another day in Oklahoma
the man raised his hands and was quoted as saying "i assumed it was consensual because he didn't run away"
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Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit
So you piss in your toilet standing up, drunk and in the dark? Remind me never to grab after dinner mints from the same bowl when you’re pig pen ass is in the vicinity.
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Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit
I don’t get out much.
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Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit
In the last 5 or so years I have found 2 huge game changers for me. 1. The bidet - it’s obvious 2. Pissing sitting down at night. A. No need to turn on the light B. Drains much better C. No need to wash hands because all you’ve done is pull down your panties and then pulled them back up. it has resulted in a significant sleep increase every night. I recommend it.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
I’d fire your ass the second that came out of your pie hole. Don’t be telling my Mexicans to go find another job.