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AM Wood

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Everything posted by AM Wood

  1. you have to bring a strong lingerie game if you're gonna suck a dick proper.
  2. we have things like furnaces, space heaters and electric blankets to provide warmth.
  3. Thank you for that intoxicating run down of your family’s computer proclivities . It answered a lot of lingering questions for me and I’m sure many others.
  4. someone was hitting the bottle pretty hard last night.
  5. Those switches are for when disaster happens when I'm not home. i'm just saying, turning off the electricity doesn't necessarily stop water from flowing.
  6. He’ll put you in a sleeper hold.
  7. If this ever happens you and your wife should go to the living room and paint each other’s nails while a man goes over and turns the water shut off valve under the sink 90 degrees.
  8. this sounds super convenient for the never amount of times most people will need that convenience.
  9. .... or, if you don't live in a trailer you can always open the box and unwire that switch.
  10. for what porpoise?
  11. do you have any idea why? maybe it was some sort of stupid ass code requirement.
  12. was there a viable explanation?
  13. this still baffles me. i can see the water having a shut off under the sink, but wtf?
  14. he has a combination of marfan syndrome and white trash disease.
  15. because you touch yourself at night.
  16. girls and teenagers.
  17. periodically.
  18. i'll send out the tps report.
  19. this is the old fashioned facebook. "hey look at how great my life is, everybody!"
  20. what could possibly go wrong?
  21. the man raised his hands and was quoted as saying "i assumed it was consensual because he didn't run away"
  22. So you piss in your toilet standing up, drunk and in the dark? Remind me never to grab after dinner mints from the same bowl when you’re pig pen ass is in the vicinity.
  23. I don’t get out much.
  24. In the last 5 or so years I have found 2 huge game changers for me. 1. The bidet - it’s obvious 2. Pissing sitting down at night. A. No need to turn on the light B. Drains much better C. No need to wash hands because all you’ve done is pull down your panties and then pulled them back up. it has resulted in a significant sleep increase every night. I recommend it.
  25. I’d fire your ass the second that came out of your pie hole. Don’t be telling my Mexicans to go find another job.
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