Everything posted by AM Wood
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Official 2018 bitch about family/holiday drama thread
i was godfather to my niece in a catholic service and i'm an atheist. i did the don't ask, don't tell policy that worked so well for the u.s. military.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
i know reefs. he's a pretty nice guy with a huge caulk.
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Hello Friend's I would like to talk too You about a man i KNow
Sounds like a liquidation sale.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
you can already tell?
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Bidet Meta Threas
god, i envy your friend. that's the double rainbow of shits.
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Bidet Meta Threas
i just lift my knees up to my chest when i poop. it's a good core exercise.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
oh, hi there.
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Official 2018 bitch about family/holiday drama thread
So shitty toilet paper in the garbage can? It must smell like an outhouse at your moms.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
She only wants to see the ball drop so she can put a pic of it on Facebook. tell her she can grab a great pic on the internet, or she can pay for that shit herself. she sounds like she fucks like a mental patient and you’re going to marry her.
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Bidet Meta Threas
The guy that designs the bidet nozzle assembly is the same guy that designs the carnival attraction where you shoot the stream of water into the clownhead mouth and it fills up the balloon.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
You know.... the way you tell a story...
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Exactly. Immediately after she said she was sorry she went back to thinking about herself and Facebook and shit.
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Official 2018 bitch about family/holiday drama thread
JUST GUVE HIM THE HAM ALREADY!!!!!! lulz
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My new favorite subreddit
the wisconsin vadgers are known for using professional soccer style flopping as a strategy.
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Official 2018 bitch about family/holiday drama thread
team ham
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
i would just try it to see how it is.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
maybe you should divorce her.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
So she’s fat then.
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Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread
Is that turkey going scuba diving?
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
i just bought my wife her 5th pair for xmas and i don't give a shit. they're cheap and she always gets compliments on hers so it makes her feel good. i spend way more money on toys than that. i always used to laugh at the guys on here complaining about them, but when i put it in perspective it's not a big deal. plus,she would never step in a puddle with them, much less mud. like someone said up there, it's a fashion thing. she doesn't tell me how to play with my toys, i don't tell her how to dress.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
There’s no practical reason to want or need a Michael Kors purse or a pair of those fucking ugly hunter boots either, but Gina has them and so will I!
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Need a Good Wedding Photographer?
I’d suck her cock a little bit.
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Hello Friend's I would like to talk too You about a man i KNow
That website is off the hook. I am now sold on essential oils.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
You know what? I better check because I wasn’t thinking that maybe I could grab the wrong stuff. They probably have the right stuff and the wrong stuff right next to each other. let me check... (squeezes own tits)... nope. No tits. It must be the right stuff.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
she thought it was "make it, take it."