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AM Wood

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Everything posted by AM Wood

  1. i was godfather to my niece in a catholic service and i'm an atheist. i did the don't ask, don't tell policy that worked so well for the u.s. military.
  2. i know reefs. he's a pretty nice guy with a huge caulk.
  3. you can already tell?
  4. AM Wood replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz
    god, i envy your friend. that's the double rainbow of shits.
  5. AM Wood replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz
    i just lift my knees up to my chest when i poop. it's a good core exercise.
  6. oh, hi there.
  7. So shitty toilet paper in the garbage can? It must smell like an outhouse at your moms.
  8. She only wants to see the ball drop so she can put a pic of it on Facebook. tell her she can grab a great pic on the internet, or she can pay for that shit herself. she sounds like she fucks like a mental patient and you’re going to marry her.
  9. AM Wood replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz
    The guy that designs the bidet nozzle assembly is the same guy that designs the carnival attraction where you shoot the stream of water into the clownhead mouth and it fills up the balloon.
  10. You know.... the way you tell a story...
  11. Exactly. Immediately after she said she was sorry she went back to thinking about herself and Facebook and shit.
  12. JUST GUVE HIM THE HAM ALREADY!!!!!! lulz
  13. the wisconsin vadgers are known for using professional soccer style flopping as a strategy.
  14. i would just try it to see how it is.
  15. maybe you should divorce her.
  16. So she’s fat then.
  17. Is that turkey going scuba diving?
  18. i just bought my wife her 5th pair for xmas and i don't give a shit. they're cheap and she always gets compliments on hers so it makes her feel good. i spend way more money on toys than that. i always used to laugh at the guys on here complaining about them, but when i put it in perspective it's not a big deal. plus,she would never step in a puddle with them, much less mud. like someone said up there, it's a fashion thing. she doesn't tell me how to play with my toys, i don't tell her how to dress.
  19. There’s no practical reason to want or need a Michael Kors purse or a pair of those fucking ugly hunter boots either, but Gina has them and so will I!
  20. I’d suck her cock a little bit.
  21. That website is off the hook. I am now sold on essential oils.
  22. You know what? I better check because I wasn’t thinking that maybe I could grab the wrong stuff. They probably have the right stuff and the wrong stuff right next to each other. let me check... (squeezes own tits)... nope. No tits. It must be the right stuff.
  23. she thought it was "make it, take it."
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