Everything posted by Texasrocks
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9.20.21 Coach Sark press conference 11am - Featuring absolute nonsense
And 4th grade soccer coaches. There just aren't that many fake illnesses that require me to stay home and drink beer.
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Texas opens as a 13 point favorite v Texas Tech
Texas can absolutely lose at home to Tech (see 2015, 2017), but won by 25 in 2019 which is more typical when the teams meet in Austin. Basically, we should kick the crap out of them because its a home game.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
You just described like 25-50% of Surly.
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2021 RB Jonathon Brooks
Huh? I don't know who Brooks compares to, but it definitely isn't Jamaal Charles.
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Tech Game Week
At least historically, Tech doesn't exactly come out with its hair on fire at DKR. They play Texas tough and home and get drilled in Austin. They've won 2 of the last 3 in Austin, but one was against Strong and the other was Herman's first season. The last time they played at DKR, Texas won by 25. Maybe this year they're super motivated, but that would be out of character for them. This is a strange season because I have no idea how good the secondary is. We've played 2 running QBs and whatever Rice is.
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Tech Game Week
Florida is ahead of the team they just lost to at home?
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[Game Thread] Owls at Longhorns
It helped that we ran the ball the entire 4th quarter. Card only ran the normal offense for one series. Otherwise, he just handed off.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Last week was such at beat down that aggy beat them twice. They'll update their record and have a commemorative cup next home game.
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Tulsa @ Ohio State, FS1. It's on now.
I thought Ryan Day was Mack Brown 2.0, but Mack may have a slight advantage.
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OU vs Nebraska 11:00am Fox
Come on, Frost. Win today and you might make it to the end of the season.
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What were your UT football beginnings?
I'm a t-shirt fan, but my paternal grandparents met at UT. We have a ranch in the hill country and spent every Thanksgiving there. There was no TV so my grandfather would listen to the aggy game on AM radio. I was probably 8 or 9 when I started listening too and became a lifelong UT fan. I went to Trinity, which was division 3, so continuing to follow UT was pretty easy.
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Ohio vs. Louisiana
I can't remember if it was Confucius or Ghandi who said, "if you don't know who the lazy fucktard is, you're the lazy fucktard."
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Ohio vs. Louisiana
If only there were some mysterious, yet ubiquitous technology that allowed one to find the answers to this and other pressing questions of our time. An oracle of sorts that you could literally ask, "who won the Louisiana/Ohio game" and they would respond along the lines of, "Louisiana won 49-14, you lazy fucktard." If only.
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TEXAS QB TALK
I don't know the answer on VY, Colt, or Sam. Being vocal is something Card can work out. Getting rattled is more difficult. Both of those are probably typical for redshirt freshmen. Hopefully he gets to play a lot of second half snaps and work out the kinks.
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Texas DB & LB Talk
I forgot about Richardson. He was supposed to be pretty good at New Mexico (or wherever he was) wasn't he?
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College Football TV Ratings
How many of those A&M/Colorado were watching it against their will? I wasn't watching that game so much as yelling obscenities at the TV for switching.
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Back away from the ledge!! It's not as bad as you think ....yet.
Look at how many dashes that fucker used! Why is he YELLING Sark's name? Quit being a pussy and go kick that guy's ass just on principal.
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$9.95 worth every penny
No one is talking about how Helm walks on water and Sanders kicks puppies, so we've got that going for us.
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$9.95 worth every penny
In a rare moment of clarity, the Surly folks did something really wise and sponsored the entire TE room. Or it was an elaborate plot to use the only bbq pun they could come up with. Either way, it was a good idea. IT, on the other hand, took a gamble, lost, and now are acting like morons.
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Game Week, Rice edition
For all the shit Giles got around here, he's a good coach. Bo Davis is too so something is off with the DL.
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Media/$9.95-er postgame analysis articles (Week 2)
It's hard to believe that BON was the best Texas site for a chunk of time. That chunk of time ended abruptly when Peter Bean left.
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Back away from the ledge!! It's not as bad as you think ....yet.
They also trailed at half to Rice. At home. And were tied at the end of the third quarter. Rice dreams of winning 4 games a season.
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Media/$9.95-er postgame analysis articles (Week 2)
Someone tell Boyd your NOT supposed to go full retard.
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TEXAS QB TALK
Offense: We support both QBs. Defense: Casey looked better.
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TEXAS QB TALK
I wouldn't mind taking lumps with Card if he had vastly superior talent. He definitely has a higher ceiling, but Card isn't Vince Young to Casey's Chance Mock.