Everything posted by jinx
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Tom Herman Fired as UT Football Coach
Congrats to you for forgetting the one bowl game he did make. I was there in person and I am still emotionally scarred.
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Tom Herman Fired as UT Football Coach
Can we rename this thread "The Black Dungeon of S&M" or "Continually Punch Yourself in the Nuts" or really anything that counters the celebration that it should be that Herman is no longer associated with our program?
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Texas RB Talk
Considering that nearly snapping his head clean off of his body and Tom Herman were the only reasons he didn’t break 1000 yards this past year, your numbers aren’t crazy. Mine line up with Najee’s JR year, yours with his SR. I think he gets to or just over 2000 total yards in 22.
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Texas RB Talk
I see about 1200 rushing and another 250-300 receiving. 20 TDs wouldn’t be crazy if those yards are right
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I hope he chokes on the vomit, and it’s not his - Spinal Tap style
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I didn’t realize Becton was a former track coach at Baylor until Erin Hogan mentioned it on the radio today. That makes me happy
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
This was my starting point, but I have moved pretty far away from this based on the coaching staff he put in place. Kwiatkowski seems to be a grand slam and was his most important hire. I’m no recruiting guru (but appreciate the inside info from Surly) and have no clue how quick these changes should or could have been made, but it seemed like the ship had left port on 2021 anyway. Trade the one hitter for a bong. We got a long way to September
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
To be fair, I thought we were all tight here. At least the ones that lived through the coaching search together anyway. And I have seen your movie at least 20 times and consider you a close personal friend.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
I'm hoping this speed based S&C program also better matches the needs of guys like Whittington and Smith.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
I used up my benefit of doubt on all the other fuck ups
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Now I'm gonna have to F5 all day until someone other than Stoops is named as our final coach. And I have shit to do today.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
I'm definitely curious on the back story. I wonder if Sark thought he wanted Stoops all along and knew it was bad energy to start, so he decided to hold off until he had gained goodwill on the others and tried to float it again. Regardless, it is not good. Hope he knows that this hire would blowtorch all of the goodwill he has built to this point. I'm not sure CDC even knows the depth of hatred for all things Stoops/ OU. And I just can't shake the Manchurian Candidate thought of Stoops being anywhere in our program. No analyst, no nothing. I don't want him stopping by Sark's office for a cup of coffee.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
I haven't seen anyone else post it, but I would legit be worried that he would try to sabotage the program. That is how much I hate him and think he hates us. Please God let this be wrong.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Has he been announced as staying? He is one of the few I have a strong opinion on, but after listening to him for an hour on a podcast I was a huge fan. I’ll root for him regardless
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Worthy of all the pos rep there plane hunter
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
This speaks volumes to how Sark is approaching this job and can’t be interpreted as anything other than fantastic news. He is compiling coaches that appear to be genuine guys that are interested in building relationships that also happen to be fantastic coaches. Talk about a 180 from fuckface. In my experience, true intelligence doesn’t need to label itself. Good riddance Mensa.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Just popped in to say CONGRATS SURLY! You motherfuckers did it. You scooped the 9.95ers and I knew exactly who this guy was before it was official. I also already know that I should be happy about the hire. Nice work everyone. I will be back later tonight to read 30 pages of celebration, uniform changes, defense names and whatever else is in this mess of a thread.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Remember when we told you it was going to be Golding? Well, it might still be Golding, so remember we told you that a long time ago. But! It might not be Golding and it might be someone you have heard us say, or it may be someone else that we of course know but can’t tell you. So remember we said that too.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
- Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
This should get the same vitriol as the snake gif I can't unsee. Never post this shit again!- Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Thanks for posting. This is exactly why I hate Bammer with the heat of 1000 suns. These stupid fuckers are on par with OU as the worst fan base I have encountered. I knew when I saw these idiots carrying around Tide boxes with toilet paper on top of them at the 1993 SEC Championship that they were Forrest Gump special. I showed up to that game not caring who won. After a few minutes around Tide fans I became a Gator fan for the day and it stuck. Fuck Bama!- Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
I just kept seeing Bijan as Option 1 on that RB flare play and thinking he may have 40 receptions for 500 yards on top of whatever ridiculous rushing yardage he has. Sark preaching that he has never called an offense in college or pro without a 1000 yard rusher was music to my ears. Especially considering we have had exactly one in our 11 year misery.- Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
This video also gave me confidence that he will make a decent DC hire too. He has a very good grasp on the fact that offenses currently have defenses by the balls and he seems to understand the metrics that are important. He even says something along the lines of not defending the play or formation but defending the percentages.- Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
I like how committed you are to correcting the 11 years of pain. I usually just go with the less precise "decade." But it is a full 11 years of futility, and no one should forget it.- Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
He's been reported as in the building. Do you think he's just here to interview? I'm not trying to argue with all of you, but here are some screen shots from what is posted in the "Official Assistant Coach Firings and Hirings" thread. If these are official announcements, then I will accept your abuse. - Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
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