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Red Five

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  1. I like the part where he's pissed because Maher took the "China will end hockey in Canada" thing seriously. How the fuck are we supposed to know?
  2. This was always where this story was going to lead (not just Trump, and no clue if that’s him or not. Either way it’s literally nauseating.)
  3. No no, remember he said that he’s mad for not getting a Nobel Peace Prize. So he doesn’t give a shit about peace anymore.
  4. Oh good, the complete opposite of what he ran on in 2024. Yet again.
  5. Yeah but only going back to 1947.
  6. Fucking everything they've released looks like that. "Oh, and also here are the names of the other people involved in the child sex trafficking ring: (blacked out)".
  7. I will think of him casually tossing out in his first press conference that he wouldn't be running the system here that got him the job in the first place. "Huh?"
  8. Oh no, don’t expose his corruption. No one would stand for that.
  9. Yeah welcome to the world of having eyes and ears Shawn.
  10. So, those physics-defying aircraft that go from 0 to a billion in a split second and are completely silent, and have been around for decades now..... I'm open to suggestions.
  11. So Bondi says they've released everything they're gonna release. Which means there are roughly three million documents they won't release. About half. Is it too simplistic to think they were going through these documents and putting them in two piles? One, "Ok we can let that one go" and two "Yeah that one is never seeing the light of day".
  12. "It appears that Trump may be in the Epstein files more than Epstein...." Trump: "Totally exonerated!"
  13. Don't forget Trump Mobile. Where they did that thing again where they take a bunch of people's money and provide nothing in return.
  14. Don’t forget the incredible, free healthcare.
  15. Well Watergate had been the #1 for about half a century before Dotard came along. That would seem pretty pedestrian now next to a collection of Dotard's greatest hits. He should definitely own the entire Top 10, for sure.
  16. So, that lovely story posted above that we’ll probably never hear about ever again….. Prior to this nightmare world we’re living in now, where would a story like that have ranked all-time on presidential scandals? The current president, hanging out yet again with the world’s most notorious child sex trafficker, casually talking about how they like having sex with children.
  17. You got me but I'd love to see an IOL playing some quarterback. That would be hilarious.
  18. Sounds like a plan. Thanks Barack. "Watch closer as your rights are taken away by the new nazi party."
  19. Man, talk about a lose/lose. Even if you don’t get detained/arrested, you still have to watch soccer. Is there no limit to our cruelty?
  20. Live your life in such a way that the entire world doesn’t spend every day fantasizing about how incredible it will be when you die.
  21. Red Five replied to HoustonHorn's topic in Daily Texan
    I think saying “the universe is a big place, who knows what’s out there!” feels pretty 1995 and is disingenuous considering where we are with UAPs now. And coming from a former president it’s laughable, imo.
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