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Red Five

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  1. It would have been nice if people had been exhausted by all of the evil in, say, early November 2024.
  2. “It’s just a secret, masked police force without badges and with total immunity. What’s your fucking problem?” - JD Vance, probably.
  3. Every other president….. well no one else probably would have taken the time to comment on a halftime show….. but if they had, would have said something about the great message of unity from our beautiful territory of Puerto Rico, etc. Just a fucking political softball. Maybe throw in a joke about being too old to get the music or something. So easy. But not this fucking guy. “I fucking hate it! Deport his greasy ass back to Mexico or wherever he came from!”
  4. I don’t understand why there needed to be counter-programming to the halftime show. If you don’t want to watch then don’t watch. That’s for cleaning the kitchen and taking the dog out before the third quarter starts anyway.
  5. Imagine being 1000x more upset at a Super Bowl halftime show than you were watching the video of Alex Pretti being murdered.
  6. This is quite the show Bad Bunny is putting on. The music is horrific, though.
  7. I remember seeing Janet Jackson's tit. That's about it.
  8. I simply cannot believe that the fucking Super Bowl halftime show has become some bizarre cultural litmus test. Good Christ.
  9. Were any questions ever asked of those guards who, for some reason, just happened to randomly take the night off the same night Epstein "killed himself"?
  10. The StandardFederal statement on Jeffrey Epstein's death dated day be...The statement announcing Epstein’s death was dated one day before a corrections officer found him hanging in his cellCross-posting from the bada bing thread.
  11. If we finish like that and win a few games in the conference tourney we'll be a lot higher than a 10 seed.
  12. You know, I'm not generally a conspiracy guy, but this: "Guards tasked with monitoring Epstein did not carry out routine checks through the night, with two scheduled rounds at 3am and 5am missed, according to an inquiry which also found two cameras placed outside Epstein’s cell had "malfunctioned" - leaving gaps in the monitoring of the area." .... makes me pretty sure either 1) He was murdered, or 2) They swapped him out.
  13. I heard a clip I hadn't heard yet, of Dotard saying a few days ago that "Nothing at all came out on me, but a lot came out on democrats". It's crazy that after 10 years, some of his lies can still be staggering. The only person in the Epstein files more than Trump is Epstein.
  14. Red Five replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    During her confirmation hearings they gave her a gotcha question of something like "hurr durr, define exactly what a woman is."
  15. I miss reactions like that from a live studio audience.
  16. So weird, I was just thinking about that episode after posting above.
  17. Was that the one that ended with the dude's car exploding? That freaked me out as a kid.
  18. Between that and fake tweets, I'm going to start negging anything fake. It does a tremendous disservice, and is not at all needed.
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