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Red Five

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  1. We missed the playoffs with a stacked roster almost 100% because of his mismanagement. OL next year better look like the 05-06 ones.
  2. Red Five replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    Best news I've heard in a long time.
  3. "Why is he throwing money away? He's a famous carnival barking clown and conman. Who in their right mind would even consider voting for him and wait now he's the republican nominee and ok now he's President."
  4. The "unbiased take" might be watching the videos of the nazis murdering innocent people in the street. Get fucked with your both sides horseshit.
  5. Red Five replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    Fuck off Ketch
  6. Lots of new numbers being released.... Bell #6, Smothers #2, Brown #0, Lacey switching to #9, Coleman taking #8.
  7. Again, if it was an accident, an apology should have come immediately. Nope. The exact opposite. We were told by the press secretary to shut up about it, and the president said he didn't do anything wrong. Story only lasted a few hours though. Hey, remember when Al Franken's career was ended over some tasteless jokes? This is like the 9000th worst thing Trump has done and it was gone by the next day. Poof.
  8. “Hey, puppies are awesome. Everyone fucking loves puppies. Why aren’t we talking about that, huh? HUH??”
  9. Fucking Nazis. Could you imagine what these people would be doing with no opposition? Like imagine if Stephen Miller was told “Go ahead and do whatever you want. Full immunity. Go hog wild.”
  10. In upside-down world, everything is upside-down.
  11. What they did was no more illegal than if they had put out a public service message reminding people to not speed through school zones. Morgan Freeman "good luck" gif.
  12. Man I’d hate to be a large prominent blue city in a red state. oh wait
  13. Like Meghan Kelly saying that Pretti would still be alive if he had “stayed inside”. Yep, leave your house and you risk government agents beating you and shooting you 10 times. Because that’s how things are supposed to be.
  14. Think I got the black lung, Pop. Christ Derek you were down there one day.
  15. Legitimate law enforcement agencies don’t wear masks in this country.
  16. Red Five replied to UTexasFight's topic in Football
    Kellner is a pretty small guy so that makes sense.
  17. I think about this a lot. Does someone like Rubio go home every day and scream-cry into a pillow for hours at what he has become and what he's helping happen?
  18. She was asked a pretty straightforward question about the relationship between Trump and Epstein, and she responded with "This is all a distraction from the great things Trump has done. Everyone knows he did nothing wrong." These fucking people all talk like him now and it's infuriating.
  19. Could be either or both.
  20. I can only assume there is some crazy theory in upside down world that Raskin’s degree is fake or something.
  21. What does “not even a lawyer” mean? Raskin went to Harvard Law and taught constitutional law for a few decades.
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