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Red Five

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  1. "Stephen Miller did it." Everyone: "ah, ok. That tracks. Please, proceed."
  2. I think we were told at one point that his tweets were official presidential messages, or whatever the right word for that is. I guess not, if random staffers can log in and post whatever without anyone's knowledge.
  3. I see you speak impeccable Dotardese. Well done.
  4. No shit. "Wait, this was so bad that even y'all felt the need to remove it, but the president's press secretary saw nothing wrong with it?"
  5. Oh. It's an internet meme. Well by all means then, continue posting whatever you find to the rest of the world, President of the United States.
  6. "an apology" hahahahahaha
  7. He actually said something like this right after his inauguration in 2017. How he wanted his presidency to be like a reality tv show, where every day he vanquishes his foes. While also making billions of dollars.
  8. A distraction, from a distraction, from a distraction, from a distraction.... Like we should probably still be talking about the whole "affair with a porn star and paying her hush money so that he could win the presidency" thing.
  9. Imagine being all indignant that you can't call black people monkeys. Like the fact that it's legitimately offensive and extraordinarily racist just doesn't matter. "But I want to!"
  10. That one had to be a troll attempt. "And what's with Biden's weird orange face, and those stupid long ties he always wears??"
  11. "He should remove it." Lulz. Yes, problem solved then. "He should remove it" is something you'd say if someone posted a typo or something.
  12. I was waiting for that from Roma.
  13. Sometimes he hides behind "Re-truthing" or whatever that's called on there. That one is just him posting it himself. Safe to say not long ago that would have ended the political careers of literally anyone.
  14. The most perfect, and hilarious, example of this is republicans claiming that Newsom's 2028 campaign is DOA because during covid six years ago he ate inside a restaurant.
  15. Both sides. The community being terrorized and murdered, and the people doing the terrorizing and murdering.
  16. You seem to think a bunch of absolute nonsense, and have helped put evil people in office who are literally destroying our country. Hilarious stuff.
  17. Maybe one who supports killing an innocent man on the street because he was legally carrying?
  18. "I am anti-lawlessness and that's why I vote for Trump." It's crazy to watch the pretzel brain happening right in front of you.
  19. He said earlier that he would still vote for Trump three times. Good luck with that.
  20. "No no, I have to support absolute, objective evil on earth, because of my religion."
  21. I would bet good money that Trump has paid for more abortions than every other previous US president combined.
  22. Wasn't she hot not too long ago? I swear I remember that being a thing.
  23. If you find yourself saying that you vote for Trump because of your religion, you should probably rethink your belief system. Preferably before you vote for a felon and child rapist who has made north of four billion dollars in the last year and is doing his best to make sure there is no America by the time his term is up.
  24. Best news in this forum since.....?
  25. Is this HQ where they will send their sternly worded letters from?
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