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BearMace

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Everything posted by BearMace

  1. Syndrome of the Downs edit: didn't read, too slow. I'll go with Syndrome of a Fetal Alcohol
  2. Tramp murals.
  3. Qft. Someone needs to compile a The Shag's (fuck you Kevin) Guide to Women. This place has it figured out as much as any other collective group and in a way people can either relate to or go fuck themselves. Anyone considering marriage should have to read the Wives and Stupid Shit thread and pass a Surly grilling on what they learned.
  4. This. It's about that funk. You gotta wash your (gl)ass!!
  5. That would never work. She'd check the door first. Limits the fun.
  6. I've always been curious if she tried to blow a hole in the floor or a wall during her "testing".
  7. Vic's Farmers Only alter-ego?
  8. I concur. It actually might be more impressive if Dirt Bike were a creation.
  9. Because fire and what not. Maybe.
  10. Dammit, I really want Dirt Bike to be real, but the family Pepper Spray hide and seek is pushing the limits of what I can fathom.
  11. Yeah, that was a security bar that should have been off during business.
  12. Nah, someone had posted on the Lulz board.
  13. You guys are really laying it all out there. Damn.
  14. https://gifsound.com/?gifv=lwM5j4w&v=ZnHmskwqCCQ&s=3
  15. Shart thread is that way...
  16. Not following. Bidet doesn't make you shit faster. You used to do a lot of reading while you wiped?
  17. Saw this place by Fair Park and thought of this thread.
  18. Wtf kind of hipster shit is this?
  19. Further, if you're the lunch mule CALL THAT SHIT IN!!
  20. BearMace replied to Roofle's topic in Lulz
    I've never had to post here, but I was just desperate for a quick breakfast bite and rolled the dice on a Taco Bell breakfast quesadilla. Hopefully I won't need to report back later.
  21. Accidentally clicking on the Jade & Bevoette Unfunny Shit thread.
  22. Yeah, she pulled the gun on him expecting him to be proud of her for trying to get used to handling it. Then she said she knew it wasn't loaded because she had tried to discharge a round into the floor.
  23. She's been banging a traveling shower curtain ring salesmen based out of the Midwest.
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