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BearMace

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Everything posted by BearMace

  1. That dude went with the WWE elbow drop into a fucking alligator. He was either in on the prank, or the dumbest, best friend a guy could ever ask for. His buddy might have escaped while the gator was shredding his ass.
  2. This got me so damn bad!! Fuck!
  3. Can we embed Insta on here?
  4. Fuck Machine Apparatus
  5. It does when the idiots do it while you're driving the other direction. If it involves driving the wrong way on a street, you're probably an idiot for doing it. And lazy.
  6. So how great of big fat fuck are ya?
  7. People who park facing the wrong way on two-way streets.
  8. Sweatergawd and the Double Aunt Andres
  9. I have some shitty questions. I'm curious what you cheap bastards' stances are on toilet paper? Do you skimp? Single ply? Splurge on a bidet in the name of saving TP? How many times do you fold over to get additional wipes?
  10. Nice bush.
  11. That's a pretty wild statistic.
  12. Is this legit?
  13. This. We tried 4 nights once and even the best of the best were apathetic zombies by the end of it.
  14. Tramp Stampede.
  15. Thousand Island like you normally would. Omit the Butterfinger because you don't need a good bark for chili.
  16. What's with British chicks clearly trading their asses for big tits? Any large breasted British woman almost certainly has a flat ass to the point it's nearly inverted.
  17. Process of elimination is easier in figuring out who destroyed the restroom. And in a bigger office he'd have to take more vile shits to give the whole office a taste.
  18. Whoa, chewing gum in construed as some sort of macho thing now?
  19. Is she plump enough for Vic yet?
  20. Don't forget to cross-post in the shart thread. Unless you did it on purpose. Not judging.
  21. People who say "methinks." Methinks you should fist yourself.
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