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Crapinon

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  1. Crapinon replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    I was having a shoulder done for a torn rotator cuff so my face was inches away from the machine. I don't know why. I never had that problem before. But yeah I have it pretty bad. Last time I tried to get ready for having one, I just listened to an MRI loop off Youtube. Even the sound creeps me out a little. But yay for valium! After 4 doses of it over two day, I just went to sleep in it.
  2. Crapinon replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    I just had my second one last week. I had to take that shart inducing liquid at 5 & 10 PM. Who in the hell thought it was a good idea sharting till 2 AM?
  3. Crapinon replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    The first time i had an MRI I could hear the tech asking the doctor if I was going to pull myself out of the tube. The second one was an open MRI but the nurse had to come hold my hand to keep me from coming out. For the last one I took valium for two days before the scan. That's the only way I could do it and my head wasn't even fully in the tube. Screw those. If I ever have to get a brain scan they're going to have to sedate me.
  4. Weak punch just using her arm. She needs to get more tit behind that punch.
  5. Court houses in small towns.
  6. I failed
  7. I had a buddy that was playing bagpipes for a local fundraising telethon. While they were taking publicity pics, a paraplegic woman in a wheel chair was feeling him up under his kilt. So if you can't dance or sing, there might be another option.
  8. Or maybe stink eye
  9. https://www.the-sun.com/news/2411562/shopper-thong-wears-as-covid-facemask-supermarket/
  10. No CR. I'm posting this here because Perry is an aggy and a freaking idiot. I'm sure all the patients in Hendricks hospital (in Abilene) who had gone without heat or water for 2 days were celebrating our grid independence along with the other 2M+ suffering. https://www.houstonchronicle.com/business/energy/article/Perry-says-Texans-wiling-to-suffer-blackouts-to-15956705.php
  11. Endorsed by Chinese doctor Holl I Fuk and his American counterpart Dr. Ben Dover
  12. He didn't mention going to the beach and getting sand in his vagina. Maybe that could be number 12?
  13. She has the Instagram but click at your own risk..............https://www.instagram.com/meganxdenise/
  14. Sports writers all against them. The writers can't admit they were wrong about reporting they didn't belong in the playoffs, et all.
  15. It's ag's against the world. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3175650
  16. He needs to read Surly for direction and guidance in personnel and play calling.
  17. No. They still think OSU doesn't deserve to be there. "The point is OSU should NOT be in the CFP. We would have had a good chance to beat Clemson b/c we would have dominated time of possession." https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3171986
  18. This. I go back and forth on who I want to lose more but take some solace in that one will have to lose.
  19. Yeah, they did.
  20. My situation too. Luckily even my grown children kinda revert to kids again at Christmas.
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