Everything posted by Crapinon
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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
It's a conspiracy I tells ya........... https://pjmedia.com/election/bryan-preston/2020/12/16/republican-mackenzie-kelly-wins-austin-city-council-runoff-local-paper-declines-to-cover-it-n1215133?fbclid=IwAR14qML76uKY-8VkzQn6jPhzCStY3P2DkahUs_lRiS0tzoheJBIVrk94TMY
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
And just as sad was the reasoning from they guy who posted this. Something along the lines of "I don't know if this is true or not............."
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
- Urban Meyer or bust
If it's got sasusage in it, it's a klobasnek.- Getting old sucks
It sucks bug time. I never had the cough but the fatigue has been killer. Every time my fever spikes the fatigue hits.- Getting old sucks
Thanks man. The hardest part is sitting around waiting for it to spike. The day will start fine and I get a lot of false hope. Then it hits like a hammer in the afternoon.- Getting old sucks
Getting old and having Covid sucks. I can't shake the fever and have had it for over two weeks.- Texas @ Kansas State on FOX [Lazy Game Thread]
He's obviously a descendant of the munchkins that lived under the terror of the Wicked Witch of the West. They were some tough MF'rs.- Iowa State Cyclones @ Texas Longhorns - 11AM on ABC [23-20 FINAL - Cyclones blow away Longhorns]
Herman was playing 3D chess in a game of Chinese checkers.- The Surly Official 2020 Corching Search Thread of DOOM and DESPAIR
Has Steve Sarkisian been around Satan long enough to learn from his black magic?- How Texan Are You?
36 out of 36. And I should get a bonus point for eating fried squirrel too.- Bedlam: OSU @ OU
I turned on the Auburn Tennessee game. No announcers or play by play and the only camera is the one that is suspended over and traverses the field.- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
She's a Limited Edition Cougar too!- West Virginia Mountaineers @ Texas Longhorns - 11AM CDT on ABC [Making Meth vs Herman's slow death]
It's on ESPN news on Youtube TV- Tech vs WVU: Did You Know There’s A John Denver Trophy?
How about bad OR ass?- Texas athletes petitioning University to replace "The Eyes of Texas" and to no longer require athletes to sing it
It was a pretty brutal roasting on XM ESPNU this afternoon. Mark Packer brought the band refusal up and had people call in to suggest what could be played rather than EOT.- Surly Official 2020 TX vs OU Sucks: 11AM on FOX [FUCK OU]
Did one of the announcers say "If Texas can't beat this ou team, when will they beat them again?"- It’s Friday morning, assholes, it’s 5:14 a.m. . . .
From Abilene, ou Sucks! FIGHT!- Game Thread: Horns v. Raiders
So does Rugby style tackling mean you only tackle in England? Or does it mean that you wave your hands while the ball carrier runs through them?- KState at BlowU - 11 am CST - Fox
I was listening on XM as I traveled and had to turn it off at 35-7 because of the screeching ou homer announcers. Now I wish I had left it on. i bet you could have heard the tears through the radio.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
This too. I have all the Christmas card addresses on one spreadsheet. She kept 15 years worth of old Christmas cards so we could save the addresses. I finally convinced her to throw 90% of them away. We kept some from family members who liked to write personal notes on them, who have since passed away.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
My wife saves receipts. Every receipt for anything she buys. She stuff them in a drawer "in case she might need them later". It could be for jewelry or batteries and gum from the Dollar Store, it doesn't matter the value, she saves them. She will over stuff the drawer until it will not open. I have found some over 10 years old. She does the same with gas receipts in her car. I'll throw handfuls of them away monthly and she never notices.- Tell me about ou
Speaking of cheating: https://www.paulsvalleydailydemocrat.com/news/updated-big-red-execs-charged-with-wire-fraud-conspiracy-forgery-and-id-theft/article_cb11d6e4-61a4-561e-a501-f040f98adf94.html?fbclid=IwAR2CnljaepwYY9NepKmmkDHR5DeErG-_H2dHHud6rG6M_boUxmPBCda0hBQ#utm_campaign=blox&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social- Getting old sucks
My first urologist was nice Doctor in her late 30's. When it came time for the fingering, she popped on a glove, lubed it up and said "Now comes the unpleasant part". When I bent over and gave her the stink eye, I told her that I'm pretty sure her job/view was much more unpleasant.- College Football in 2020 in danger?
Dock Ellis says they're all amateurs. https://nypost.com/2014/08/31/pitcher-dock-ellis-dropped-acid-then-threw-a-no-hitter/ - Urban Meyer or bust
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